Why goats are fools

they will eat anything, trash and rotten foods......

This leads to terrible breath and mangled teeth, terribly bad moods!

Goats also have is odd facial hair thing going.

It never grows evenly, it could really use a good mowing.

Their hair also grows in their ears, making them hard of hearing.

So while the goat chows down on some unknown substance, unaware of what may be lurking CAUSE THEY CAN'T HEAR, getting all kinds of nasties in their beards.

A cute little mod with axe draws ever near!

So the goat, he hasn't heard, is still wrapped up in himself.

The mod raises her axe, that devious little elf!

The axe comes down and the goat, wel, he dies.

Maybe next time he'll think twice, before telling such lies!

And this, my dear friends, is why Goats are such fools!

I looked at my subscribed threads and was like wtf. came here and looked at my post and was like WTF. Then i saw the bottom of the post and i was ooooooh wtf?

I think something happened here. //ignores

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