"you mad bro" came out far before evony, Try the first mmos in the late 90s..
I know it was common when i started playing DAOC when that was released in '01.
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These stick out for some reason:
"Fighting over the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you are still retarded" (forgot the source).
"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person" (same as above).
My personal favorites are:
"Complacency is Devastating"
"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst"
1 i live by is my sig
"Speak softly, carry a Big stick"
i remember on my noob server watching this convo in ac
guy 1: "ok, iv got 18000 archers towers now. woot"
guy 2: "how many archers"
guy 1: "200000"
guy 2: "thats too many - you only need 1 archer per wall of each tower. so you need 18000*4"
*lots of people lolling ect .. then ..!!!!
guy 3: ok, i only have 3000 archer towers and i had 60000 archers so i dismissed all but 12000. so how do you put the archers in the towers again?"
im laughing just thinking about it! dumbasses hehe
"Weakness is a disease, I am the cure"
<14:12>From [CrazyRew] : OMNG SHAKLE>...
<14:12>From [CrazyRew] : did u clean my city?
I like that one personally:D
luvyarew:P
i have no hero,i have no truce
i really dont care,cause im goin on a cruise
i have no lumber,i have no gold,
so i look at my market,to see if any iron sold.
i got many chests, but i got no keys,
i'll never get'em, till i pay some fees,
the pics look real nice,dont fall in that trap
cause all u'll get, is a bunch of crap!
i make troops, that i cant feed
too lazy to farm,so i watch them bleed
they riot a lot,they seek some refuge
i just cant bare it,the burden is huge.
The cavalry ain't coming, you gotta do this **** yourself.
Chris Gardner (Pursuit of Happyness)
''If one fights he may still lose, but if he chooses not to fight then he has lost already''
Bertolt Brecht
i heard this saying years ago and it stuck with me, it basically means.....i seem to start something, they start after me, yet somehow overtake me.....always! (rings true with troops a lot of the time)
'they are the kind of person who would follow you into a revolving door, but come out before you'
My fav evony quote I've seen by far was by Myrtal stating "war does not determine who is right, only who is left."
If at first you don't succede......
get a bigger hammer.....it'll go in eventually
"For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble"
-Butch Cassidy
If used in context, it's a great quote.
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and s**t a better argument than that. :attack::attack:
You only appreciate what you had when its gone
Why fight today if your just gonna bend over tomorrow
If we don't end war, war will end us.
H. G. Wells
The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy.
Friedrich Nietzsche
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Bertrand Russell
Few of my fav war quotes
sometimes love hurts and sometimes it teaches us a lesson
One of my favourite quotes is from a graphic designer Called Abram Games and he said, "maximum meaning, minimal means". Its something I stick to in all the work I do.
Please don't honor dump your Catapults on me - Spooner
Excellent
Some of my favorite Quotes:
"Give me Liberty or Give me death" - Patrick Henry
"The battle has only begun" - John Paul Jones
"This day shall live in infamy" - President Roosevelt
"We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them." - President George Bush
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
by Oscar Wilde
Hahahahahahah voting for funniest evony quote!
well when i was attacking some one with 10k ballistas back in the day i thought scout bombing the ballistas would be a good idea while there was still massive layers. A member of my alliances then said this.......
If you want to touch the balls you gotta pull down the pants, the ballistas being the balls and the warriors being the pants.
hahahahahahahA :cheer:
Get in my van.
"Okay....lets send this guy back to beginners protection"
-lLewis :D
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
One of my favs
And here is an evony one:
"My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't stop playing evony... so I stopped... to help her pack." - Author Unknown
And we have a winner.... :D
and from that same thread:
Estrickland89: "Maybe next time Evony shouldn't add 50 !!!! behind a post to make people think they're actually getting coins or items."
Admiral Alucard: "Guessing we'll all be on the look out for the word special followed 50k !'s in 30ft high neon lights next time for some coinage or items then"