My Hill

Uses the Jedi Mind trick on ShadowWolf to make him willingly relinquish the hill to Syn. Then uses the Jedi Mind trick to make ShadowWolf go put on a pink too-too and prance around like a fairy singing Cher and eventually ShadowWolf is so ashamed that he runs off and is never heard from again.......

My hill

*pulls a Jesus and comes back*

Hey, get off there!

*boards my Death Star*

FIRE!!!!

*watches from space as the hill along with the entire planet vaporizes*

MY DUST CLOUD!!!

rolls down the hill and lands in the Zombie thread, becomes a Zombie, gits up, eats the brains of Jurnis's radioactive corpse, becomes Super Zombie King ARRGGHlllll

"BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS" stalks up to the Death Star , tears open Jurnis's skull and eats his brains, not much there and starves back to death. falling on the dusty beer cooler. Dust cloud forms back into a planet, the hill is restored. Jurnis' corpse decomposes.

"BRAINS My BRAINS Hill BRAINS"

*Turns into a ghost, becomes one with the Force, and then uses it to demolish King Alboin and everything around him...*

*Floats back to hill*

MY HAUNTED HILL!!!

doesnt believe in ghosts so sits on Jurnis' afterlivings, drinks one hell of a strong beer and eats a pizza ...

k ... I know you see this coming

Flatulates on Jurnis, turns on fan, blows flatulation and jurnis back to hell where both came from. drinks more beer

My Hill

Puts on a gas mask that CAN block out the odor of a flatulence, then takes KA's beer bottle and smashes it over his head, therefor incapacitating him and takes his unconscious body and buries it 6 feet under, but creates a mechanism that will allow him to get air, and if Im feeling generous, a sip of beer from time to time. Though that is highly unlikely....

My hill

While all of this is going on, I have overthrown the Devil that rules the place, and have taken control of his evil army.

I have risen up, and shall claim this miserable rock of that planet...STARTING WITH THAT HILL!!!1111!!!!1!!!!


*Invades hill, and tears up all its inhabitants to shreds*

*Claims the lawn chair as my throne*


MY UNHOLY HILL!!!

Deny me the hill .. fine ... deny me the light of day .. fine .. butt deny ME BEER!!!! NOT FINE!!!

reaches in handy dandy survival kit, and pulls out miniature egress tool and egresses My butt and body and soul and chakra out of the hole, and since I am six feet plus , hops out of hole, bish slapps the moleculleonal remnants of Syn for denying ME BEER, says hello to My buds from hell, asks them hows things, shakes secret hand/hoof shakes wiff em, throws salt on Jurnis and watches as he melts away like a snail. Throws a party with BEER from Iceland. checks out all the lady deameons, gets slapped in the cheek for being too cheeky, fumigates the lawn chair, sits down, pops a top on another brew, and listens to Stain'd

My Hill

Oh hell too the no! No one slaps my molecular remains!

While AB is off partying, Jurnis asks for a pact to take down AB and we will both share the hill. So I use the jedi mind trick on all of the demons/ghouls/goblins etc etc. and make them run into the ocean, while Jurnis violently suffocates AB.

Our hill

listless body falls on a vampire tooth, and I git bit in my violently suffocated neck, turns into vampire one heart beat away from flatline, then flatline -^_-^-_______________

Stands up, puts on Suntan Oil SBP 49,000^10, quickly drains the blood of Syn, inheriting his Jedi force using powers, and electric bolts Jurnis off the hill. Throws Syn's lifeless body aside and sits in lawn chair and puts up an umbrella, puts on sunglasses, sits in shade & drinks a bloody beer. Sunrise comes and turns Syn into ashes

My Hill ... bhla! bhla!