You cannot punch yourself hard enough to knock your self out. No matter how hard you try
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You cannot punch yourself hard enough to knock your self out. No matter how hard you try
I can see a lot of guys loosing brain cells trying to prove this wrong...Quote:
Originally Posted by XxflamesxX
Did you know that if you put a bull in a china shop he will NOT destroy anything.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning
Statistically you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider
(although given Australian poisonous animals, I'm not so sure here... )
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than Left-handed people do
(I'm stuffed)
The human brain only accounts for 2% of your body weight, but takes up more than 20% of your blood flow
(wonder if this includes men....)
Deep breathing gives you health benefits similar to aerobics
(and in women, causes men to apply for activities similar to aerobics)
and finally......
It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head
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did you know that more folks died from the spanish flu in 1918 than did all the soldiers who died in WW I
and that it started in a boot camp in the US and spread from there to the hospitals in france aaaaand was named the spanish flu, cuz they had to blame it on someone they did not like at the time, and no one liked the spanish ... soo there ya go!
There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
Alexander Graham Bell had a deaf mother and wife.
Due to gravitational effects, your weigh slightly less when the moon is directly overhead.
The risk of a heart attack is higher on Monday.
Giraffes can not swim.
Avocados are poisonous to birds.
Did you know?
The African Swallows wingspan is the same as the European Swallow... approximately 11 inches... of course there shall be differences from bird to bird....
and....
Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelled of elderberries!
did you know that it is illegal to drink ale out of a pail whilst sitting on a curb in Saint Louis, Missouri, United States?
Did you know that if you hold your breath long enough you
150 people die each year from falling coconuts
Oh yeah baby! Have a seat, kiddies & enjoy...these are some good ones:
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z...ti/chicken.gif
- The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad
- Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands & faces after eating
- The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders
- When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 mph. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second
- A lightning bolt generates temperatures 5x hotter than those found at the sun's surface
- The 2-ft long bird called a 'Kea' that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows
- Most lipstick contains fish scales *tosses my ish in teh gar-bage*
- Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people :oops:
- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
:rofl:*runnn FORRESSST!*