You already are :oops: Too sexy, not Fred...
If I were Dawnseeker, I'd pwn you all *evil grin*
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If I were the ocean I'd stop trying to drown innocent people.
If I were Hannibal Lecter, I'd eat your liver.
If I were 80, I'd go into a library and act as if I was hard of hearing and as if I had alzheimers. Let the disruption ensue.
If I were immortal life might stink.
If I were the sun I'd stop cooking people like roasted turkey on Thanksgiving.
If i was a little bit taller, i'd be a baller. I'd have a girl who looked good & i'd call her
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If I were the ruler of the world, I'd straighten everything.
If I were a cricket, I'd chirp right outside of people's windows too.