If I were...

If I were Cold Chisel Id be Standing on the Outside writing a Letter to Alan before I'd go chasing a Taipan...

If I were Rota I'd get my butt back to these forums...

if i were rich i would by a ton of dumb stuff

If I were Ryan Dunn and killed myself and a friend in a drunken car crash, I'd be called Ryan Dumb.

if i were happy i would smile

If I were a mod I would delete that post above about money

If I were the tallest man on earth. I would look down at people and laugh

If I was rebecca black, I would have serious problems.
Yes, I didn't put capitals for the name, so what?

If I Were A Spelling Nazi, I Wouldn't Give Every Word A Capital Letter.

If I was Ravenwings, I would open up my sigishop again