If I were...

If I were bored, I'd find something to do.

If I were a train, I'd be late.

If I was a spambot I would spam.

If I were to sleep, I could dream.

if i was a gorilla, i would throw bannas at people all day

If I were gay, I'd be happy

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Originally Posted by BIG NN

if i was a gorilla, i would throw bannas at people all day

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if i where a gorilla it would not be bannanas i would be trowing.

if i where deaf i would not be afraid to sing.

If I were sad I would go on Evony.

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Originally Posted by NuttyWanKanobi

If I Were A Spelling Nazi, I Wouldn't Give Every Word A Capital Letter.

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If I were a Grammar Nazi, I'd correct you with a wall text.

if i were bord i'd play evony