If I were deaf I'd take my hearing aids out during bedroom shenanigans cause I don't like the sound of my wife.
It's a game, get it?
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If I were deaf I'd take my hearing aids out during bedroom shenanigans cause I don't like the sound of my wife.
It's a game, get it?
i i were deaf i'd close my ears and go nah nah i can't hear you to someone
If I were deaf I'd be Ghost...? Doing it right?
If I were JDM, i'd send this picture to all the ladies.
http://humorpix.com/images/562dd3582...size-600x0.jpg
Oh wait..
If i were nesterus i would eat a sandwich
If I were a marshmellow I'd finally be happy. :cheer:
.... I hate my life. Ahh hah aha *sobs*
If I were SbD I would pick and choose which rule-breaking threads should be closed.
If I were blue, i'd blend into the ocean and drift forever.
If I were Odoacer I would sack Rome
If I were dead, I'd be six feet under.
If I wasn't DoubleM, I wouldn't be handsome.
If i was paying attention.... id know what was going on!?
If I was this game, I would kill myself.
If I was Revoltion, I'd wanna change my name to revolution.
http://www.ohsickbro.com/wp-content/...ON-300x213.jpg
Oops.. wrong image. http://ploader.net/files/d32022732e3...d40aee985e.jpg
If I was SickbyDefinition, I'd want to change my name to HickbyDefinition.
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000...oll_xlarge.gif
If I were a person who had repped many members since the last time repping Revoltion, I would give her rep for that post.
If I was Anthony Wiener, I wouldnt of took a pic of my Wiener and send it to a 20 year old girl I do not know.
If I were Right Said Fred, I'd be too sexy for my shirt.
If I were Rose Tattoo I'd be a Rock and Roll Outlaw and Bound for Glory....
If I were Ronald McDonald - I wouuld introduce McWeiners
Everyone loves hotdogs right?
You already are :oops: Too sexy, not Fred...Quote:
Originally Posted by WarSimi
If I were Dawnseeker, I'd pwn you all *evil grin*
If I were the ocean I'd stop trying to drown innocent people.
If I were Hannibal Lecter, I'd eat your liver.
If I were 80, I'd go into a library and act as if I was hard of hearing and as if I had alzheimers. Let the disruption ensue.
If I were immortal life might stink.
If I were the sun I'd stop cooking people like roasted turkey on Thanksgiving.
And extinguish a majority of land life in the process? You crazy....?Quote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
If i was a little bit taller, i'd be a baller. I'd have a girl who looked good & i'd call her
:devil:
If I were the ruler of the world, I'd straighten everything.
If I were a cricket, I'd chirp right outside of people's windows too.
If I were a game of cricket I would have a flat bat and a ball
If I were a lion I'd be able to sleep all day and still be Queen of the animal kingdom...
Sleeping all day and still ruling... that'd be the life lol
If I were hot chocolate, I'd be hot ... and chocolatey lol
if i wasnt a screw up i wouldnt be Nesterus
If I was a mod I'd cause so much mayhem.
If I were Premier Chardenko I'd cause mayhem while twirling my long imaginary beard.
If I was warsimi I'd be an admin.
If i were an admin I'd name Dawnseeker, Thantium and Davemata's titles The Three Musketeers
I'd name AbstractAngel and Alusair's titles Yin and Yang
Then with the mods have names that go around the number five (as there are currently five moderators - so for Warsimi, SickbyDefinition, Ghost101, Acer5200, and Boleslav
it could be names like:
"Pled the 5th"
"Quintuplets"
"Quintessence"
"Pentagram"
"The Fifth Element"
If I was off topic I'd post this
No.
If I was a mod I wouldn't let you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
Oh wait...