We shall try and utterly confuse, deceive and prove our points using wit
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We shall try and utterly confuse, deceive and prove our points using wit
Ok.
I love how you started this thread with a strong and witty point that will be very hard to argue against or prove untrue.
what if some1 is wit less?
ahh but the witless person could get lucky and say something witty
I love how you started this thread with a strong and witty point that will be very hard to argue against or prove untrue.
yes unless you out wit the witty opening
My witty comment of the day: Cherdenko makes very disappointing threads.
you're about to mindf*** yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
ahh but maybe it is you who expects a thread that requires much more then any human has hope of delivering.
ahh but what is the mind and how does one f*** it.Quote:
Originally Posted by *jdm*
witty by accident? hmm,Quote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
yes its like getting the wrong order in a MC Donalds and finding out you got more then you payed for. except one can not eat wittinessQuote:
Originally Posted by yaser
Anyone who's reading this thread would need to question their own wits. Only the truly witless would struggle to outdo another who's trying to outwit another.
And for that I'm out of wits.
Cherdenko, what was your original forum ID?
you see, that wasn't witty just plain stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
ah but how does one restock wits to begin withQuote:
Originally Posted by Morgan le Fay
what wasn't my forum IDQuote:
Originally Posted by rasterbee
ah but maybe stupidity and wittiness could be used interchangeablyQuote:
Originally Posted by *jdm*
Were you and I ever in the same guild in Evony?Quote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
no you idiot they can'tQuote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
if It was or could or maybe not be me I could or maybe not be candc4 and or maybe not Premier Cherdenko.
or maybe I can.Quote:
Originally Posted by *jdm*
This thread is pointless.
the only man i know that combines clever, stupid and witty together is Gaddafi of lebya
ah but what is pointless is a fish going the long way to the food pointlessQuote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
is a dog fetching a stick pointless
the question is what is pointless
ah but what of the one you don't know those are the ones you have to fear,Quote:
Originally Posted by yaser
ah but why must one wave his hands around for enjoyment or for someone else-where's enjoymentQuote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
To make a point of wits, I think your're missing the point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
The point what is the point may I suggest the point is pointless, and then what's the points, point?Quote:
Originally Posted by Morgan le Fay
i have to agree, Premier Cherdenko u may have started this, but u also killed itQuote:
Originally Posted by Morgan le Fay
Ah but who is stupider the person trying to kill himself or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by yaser
Someone post something that will get this thread locked and archived.
Why are you not looking for a replacement for the greatest thread on this forum?
i been a forum er for abit, but dont know how to start 1, i dont wanto start any, but any1 care to tell me how to?
That LKD shouldn't have been locked, Arumen was just being mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
The one who is trying to kill himself is obviously the more stupid one, by far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Premier Cherdenko
The one who tries to kill himself is in clear denial that life cannot be lived, and therefore he is stupid.
The one who is trying to kill the suicidal one is at least living life already, albeit in a sick and twisted fashion.
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You are killing your own thread, and yet do you want it to live?
If you do, you're only postponing the inevitable. Eventually it will be archived anyway once people stop posting, and no legit posts are made within a month.
If you wish to kill it, keep on with what you're doing, because you're doing a better job at killing your thread than any troll on this Forum ever could.
Battle of the Twits*
This thread inspires the question: is a half wit better than no wit?
That depends on if you're having a kegger or a scientific debate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
If you die in an elevator make sure to press the UP button
Is one who is lame better off then one who is crippled?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
Wait wait wait wait.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
Jurnis, are you saying that all suicide is stupid? It's a touchy subject but...
Suicide isn't inherently bad. I'm not advocating it at all, nor suggesting it's a route anyone should take to solve any problems, but suicide isn't always wrong or bad or immoral or stupid.
What about the timeless war story about a man jumping on top of a live grenade to save the lives of a dozen of his fellow soldiers? Or the 88 year old cancer-ridden grandmother who chooses to pull her own plug in order to lessen the financial responsibilities and grief of her impoverished family who spend every available cent on her care and every free moment at her bedside watching as she whithers away to skin and bones? Or Hunter S. Thompson? He wanted to end his life. He told his family. He was prepared. He was tired of being alive and ready to see what was going to happen next.
Let me see, we have come to the point in forum history where one makes a thread about being witty; and then decide to stick it in the OT. I can see spam has evolved since I have left. In the old days, I mean a year ago or so, this would have been closed. I think it should be.
Here is my reason why, and it has to do with wits. First of all in the end this is a website where one types. By typing something the time for others to see it takes longer, so opportunities are lost. Second because nobody in here speaks face to face, how do you have a battle of wits? The answer to that is by typing. Now refer back to the first point and I believe the conclusion is made that one cannot have a battle of wits online.
Therefore the question needs to be asked. Why is this thread still open? I hope someone sees my logic.
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that spam post is this thread's best yet