Would You Rather...?

15 feet tall and 100 pounds,the other choice doesn't seem to be able to move :/

would you rather be bitten my an extremely poisonous snake or attacked by a chimpanzee?

The chimpanzee I think it would be more fun :D
Would you rather commit suicide or genocide....?

Commit suicide slowly while watching myself in the mirror.
Would you rather kiss a chimpanzee or a gorilla? =O

chimpanzee would you rather have your tongue cut of or have all your teeth pulled out without pain killers

I would rather have my teeth pulled I think. That was a tough one!!

Would you rather swim in 40 degree water for 10 minutes or swim in 130 degree water for 3 minutes

40 degree for 10 min would you rather have your head sawed off slowly or get beaten and stabbed to death ?

Head sawed off slowly. Takes a long time to beat someone to death

Would you rather have your toes smashed with a sledgehammer or your finger nails pulled out with pliers?

haha when im say slow i means slow like a cm a min

finger nails at least they can grow back! Sorry forgot to answer would you rather have both your ears cut off or your nose sawed off?

Ears cut off

Would you rather drink 2 year old milk or eat a skunk thats been dead in the heat for 4 days?