What would you do...

Spank him silly.
What would you do if evony crashed and you lost everything...

nothing. coz i don't play anymore :p
what would you do if now u log in to game and u have 1 city left with everything o?

I'd do nothing, cuz I'm waiting for NA37 to open.
What would you do if the forums shut down? :P

Spank Thailin
What would you do if your pc shut downs right now while u r in the middle if conversation?

I would restart it and make my apologies. Of course, not being in a convo atm I'd not have to worry about that :p but whatevs.

What would you do if I dyed your hair purple?

wont let u do that anyway.
what would you do if someone hurts you?

Nothing, no one hurts me.

What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cuz he's hungry?

Tell him, he must be tired, and needs to get to be earlier tonight.
What would you do if a strange man knocked on your door, with a crowbar in his hand?

tell him my nieghbors rich then slam the door in his face and grab a gun

what would you do if you got to meet your favorite person from evony?

I have no idea O.o that might be interesting.

What would you do if a chimp with a bazooka stormed your workplace?