Zombie Proof house

Lucas sent it to me :o

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Originally Posted by http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/finally-a-decent-zombieproof-house.php

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/27/zombie-house-1.jpg

When it comes to buying a home, you've got to ask yourself, "is there gonna be enough room for all my junk/**** but what if zombies attack?" Sadly, for most the answer is "lose and die". But not the owner of this house! THEY BE KEEPIN' THEY BRAINS.

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"The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security," begins the designers' website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn't feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.


The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

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Damn, now that's a compound. Let's get an expert's opinion. Excuse me, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, but what do you think about this house's security? "I just shat a brick". Haha -- sucked when you should've blown!

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of our new zombie apocalypse meeting place.
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/27/zombie-house-2.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/27/zombie-house-3.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/27/zombie-house-8.jpg
Thanks to ebon, Micah McBonerbomb and naas, who are cool sleeping in a tent during the zombie apocalypse because they have balls of steel and *****es of shotguns. Well, except Micah (his is a bomb).

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/27...e-house-10.jpg

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forget about Zombies ... that place would be great in Miami during Hurricane Season

The 2nd floor drawbridge still cracks me up ... There was another pic of it somewhere and it actually blends into the surrounding landscape to be camoed from zombies

I want that house as a map in CoD.

:) wow.....

I'd laugh if the house had no concrete under that wood flooring, and was sitting right on top of an unmarked graveyard...!

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Originally Posted by fallbreeze

i'd laugh if the house had no concrete under that wood flooring, and was sitting right on top of an unmarked graveyard...!

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roflcopter

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Originally Posted by Fallbreeze

I'd laugh if the house had no concrete under that wood flooring, and was sitting right on top of an unmarked graveyard...!

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lol nice one

Is there another part of the house? Where does that bridge go...?

Provides a quick getaway to a hidden chopper, or a nice spot to kill zombies (once everything else is locked)

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Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition

Is there another part of the house? Where does that bridge go...?

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Yes. The bridge goes to an above ground enclosed swimming pool.

This house was in Cracked a few weeks ago and has been on reddit daily since then.

Pfft Zombies are pushovers. The real question is whether it will resist werewolves and mermaids swimming in through the pipes.

In all seriousness, I love that house. Modern-deco castle with drawbridge. I wonder how much it cost to build.

Ooooooh, you got un-suspensded.

Need this house when the zombies comes. Cause we all know it's gonna happen when all of you are sleeping. I already have my escape plan as well as most of the people I talked to that I've met randomly.

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Originally Posted by estrickland89

I already have my escape plan

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I thought I did.

But then the power went off in my house last week around 10 PM during a massive massive thunderstorm. I stood behind my front door with my short sword and iron bar with hand grip and spikey things on the end waiting for them. Then I realized this was pretty stupid and that I would probably just immediately die if a horde of them decided I was to be eaten.

EDIT: I'm going back to bed. Humph last time I try to hang out with the popular fools.

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/wh...rom-zombie.php

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/03/17...info-small.jpg

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Originally Posted by estrickland89

anything that you can swing fast is the way to go.

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You...don't really read what other people write, do you? That's exactly what I have.

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Originally Posted by estrickland89

But I bet you looked cute in your little armor gear :)

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Go be a creep somewhere else. I do not desire your opinion on my physical appearance.

So many rude people today geez. I'm going back to bed...

Zombies pfft, now if it was ghost proof I'll be impressed.

Ghost proof? =O

What the hell are you talking about estrickland89?

You replied to my post telling me to use firearms or anything I could swing fast, which if you reread my post is exactly what I had. I had two melee weapons. I also made no mention of any "armor" so your next comment about how you imagined I would look was based completely from your imagination since you have no clue what I look like.

rasterbee, wearing an armor is more of a reference to medieval warrior (or other subjects, that also look pretty cool).

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

What the hell are you talking about estrickland89?

You replied to my post telling me to use firearms or anything I could swing fast, which if you reread my post is exactly what I had. I had two melee weapons. I also made no mention of any "armor" so your next comment about how you imagined I would look was based completely from your imagination since you have no clue what I look like.

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i just imagined a bee wearing armor....:p

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Originally Posted by estrickland89

i just imagined a bee wearing armor....:p

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Nice save.

http://i56.tinypic.com/wrbdyf.png

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Originally Posted by estrickland89

i just imagined a bee wearing armor....:p

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Nice save indeed

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

Nice save.

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Originally Posted by GermainZ

Nice save indeed

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Nice save? What am I saving myself from? YOU? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

From the zombies, of course.

The zombies in this case being zombees terrible I know

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Originally Posted by GermainZ

From the zombies, of course.

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http://images.totalgamingnetwork.com...0000315646.jpg

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The zombies in this case being zombees terrible I know

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Gotta love ninja text.

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Originally Posted by GermainZ

Gotta love ninja text.

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pfft thanks for exposing it

No hug? Plx?

ask failsafe

Zombies run!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Lucas101

ask failsafe

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I want one of those houses!! I already have my book ( Zombie Survival Guide by Chuck P.) and my trusty zombie Survival Gear bought from amazon.

http://www.gamingpsycho.com/images/overly-happy.jpg

Another zombie run!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by FailSafe

I want one of those houses!! I already have my book ( Zombie Survival Guide by Chuck P.) and my trusty zombie Survival Gear bought from amazon.

http://www.gamingpsycho.com/images/overly-happy.jpg

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The guy in that pic would scare away all zombies.

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Originally Posted by Lucas101

The guy in that pic would scare away all zombies.

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lmao ..

Yea, yea! Take the picture and mount it on the front door. I think you would welcome a few unwanted guests and of course scare the zombies.

That's one amazing zombie proof house, that man shall be able to repell any zombie attack except from this thing

http://zombieslash.com/wp-content/zo...225-230353.jpg