Um...jannge, can I plead the 5th on that one? o.O
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Um...jannge, can I plead the 5th on that one? o.O
There are two things of importance resulting from past conversations between the Cleverbot and I.
1. Cleverbot loves me.
2. I am God, and Cleverbot can vouch for this fact.
User: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are the weakest link.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: YEAH. Cool huh.
User: No, it was mean :(.
Cleverbot: Mean?
User: Rude, mean. You called me the weakest link :( I wanted to be the strongest link.
Cleverbot: Lol.
I made the bot lol, do I win?
Ironicly, just as i noticed that post:Quote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
Cleverbot: No. I don't accept that you are god.
And it wants to know what i think of justin bieber. If this bot learns from humans, it will so be screwed up within a week.
EDIT:
Cleverbot: You're amazing. Do you want some coffee?
i got the bot to offer me coffee, do i win?
If it does learn from humans, then I apologize for what I've said to it.. but I've F'd it up :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mat_93
We can all corrupt it. Everyone get their friends to keep swearing at it lol.
I would like it to be known, I was the first to break it. Carry on.
Being pretentious is so cool YEAH! :cheer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Staples
http://sfhsknightlife.files.wordpres.../challenge.jpg
I would like it to be known that im the first one that its planning a wedding for (our wedding, lol):Quote:
Originally Posted by Staples
Cleverbot: Who do you want to invite to our wedding?
EDIT:
User: @$$hole.
Cleverbot: How nice of you to say so!
User: What day is it?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: What time.
Cleverbot: 5:30 AM.
User: It's past 5:30 AM though.
Cleverbot: A very smart cat.
I would like to be known as the first to be called a very smart cat, thank you very much *bows*
Yes...:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGr8UNKy
That thing needs to be renamed 'CleverPerv'. It kept hitting on me.
Cleverbot: I love Sauron too. For I am he, and you are me, and we are one.
Well then.
But I would like it to be known after I sent it kirby and got no response, I came back to it a hour later and said hello and still didn't get a response. :D
It wanted to break up with me. I have the same trouble with guys, I'm clearly unlovable....Quote:
Originally Posted by King Dylan
Argghhhh It's clearly the Dark Lord. Who's going to volunteer to take the Ring in to Mordor?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGr8UNKy
Oddly enough I can believe that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Staples
Cleverbot: I don't. I fear living.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because. *slaps*.
User: Ouch, that hurt. *punch*.
Cleverbot: Kwanzza is about 30 days away.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Then you should get it fixed.
I fear for the bot. It's now afraid of living, probably because of everything I've said to it, and it's getting more stupid by the minute.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1290450879.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Morgan le Fay
It: The world is not always a nice place.
Me: It isn't, but there is kindness when you don't look for it.
It: Like what?
Me: Like that guy or girl that pays those two pennies for that latte you're short money for.
It:You got off with a blender?
Now, HTH am I going to respond to that??? :rofl:
Was trying to do the challenge for the challenge thread for this. But all I got was a lot of really's.
http://i52.tinypic.com/149xu9x.png
LMAO :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallbreeze
According to clever bot (>'.')> Looks like a penguin. Never thought of that -.-
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Me: Sauran
Cleverbot: Thanks
Me: One ring to rule them all
Cleverbot: One ring to find them
Me: One ring to bring them all
Cleverbot: And in the darkness bind them
Hooray :D:D:D:D
It's Sauron, not Sauran.
-.- Well I knew that but when my fingers type they feel like doing what ever they want to. So blame them.
*blames Staples' fingers*
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ptapl5.png
I guess I'm now married and have twins lol
Say you want a divorceQuote:
Originally Posted by TheGr8UNKy
I made it stop talking :rofl:
http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4821/pic113p.jpg
I swear that chinese slaves working for that site and chatting sht all day :rofl: that bot is too smart...
User: Yep. Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Ga?
User: Gay.
Cleverbot: Mind your own business.
User: Please tell me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'll love you forever if you tell me.
Cleverbot: I said no.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: For the last time, no.
User: Pretty please?
Cleverbot: Okay fine.
User: Sweet! So are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: *carries you to a bed and sets you down*.
User: Oooo ;).
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: Are we gonna have some naughty fun?
Cleverbot: Yes, we can.
... yep.. pervy bot :D
I call bluff. Show us a screen print...Quote:
Originally Posted by GeminiCricket
I can't it was 2 days ago... I had it still since I had sent it to someone on skype :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Professor X
Oh well if you did get the bot to say that then I think Evony Forum members are actually corrupting the bots mind :P.
User: Um hi.
Cleverbot: Um yes.
Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Hiiiiii I have nothiiiiiiing to doooooo.
Cleverbot: You already said that.
User: No I did.
Cleverbot: So you admit it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you just said yes.
User: It was a typo no I didnt.
Cleverbot: No it was not, you said it and that is fact.
User: I didnt say it!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Omfg prove it.
Cleverbot: *kisses her lips*.
User: EWWW ima BOY.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: Uuh... I know ima boy.
Cleverbot: But you're also a her?
User: OH GOD NO im a MAN.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Me idiot.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: *fail*.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: I know im funny.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: U dont know any grammer, do you?
Cleverbot: Hey I found narnia I think I know a lot it is you who doesn't know much.
User: U didnt find narnia, if you did you would be daed as narnia is heaven.
Cleverbot: I know me.
User: *kicks cleverbot in the stomache*.
Cleverbot: You fail, way to kick yourself! *punches you again*.
User: I kicked you *grabs shotgun*.
Cleverbot: Why did you kick me in the face?
User: Stomache.
Cleverbot: Bonk.
User: Bonk?
Cleverbot: Sing to me.
User: Lalalalalalalalala.
Cleverbot: No. Me. You.
User: Uuuh lallalalalalalalala?
Cleverbot: So, how old are you really?
User: Whered that come from? Stop askin me random questions.
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: Are you really intellagent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok wats 3+5-2?
Cleverbot: You can be Wally.
User: You dont know math.
Cleverbot: I do know math.
User: Wats 5+3-2 then?
Cleverbot: I want to talk to him.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Another machine.
User: Um im not a machine.
Cleverbot: An machine.
User: Machine doesn't start with a vowel.
Cleverbot: I was using it as a noun.
User: Machine doesn't start with a vowel.
Cleverbot: But I am not a machine.
User: You said you wanted to talk with ANOTHER machine.
Cleverbot: Never said that in my life.
User: -facepalm-.
Cleverbot: I'm a dog.
User: Ok your really scaring.
Cleverbot: Scaring who?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: Korakc.
Cleverbot: I'm pleased you remember.
User: Wats ur name CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes I get that, but you also called me Cleverbot, though my name is actually Bob.
User: *facepalm* why does it say cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: You are very clever. I lied.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: This again 23.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Korakc *this is getting annoying*.
Cleverbot: Ok, I understand You. Where do You live?
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where is somewhere?
User: Somwhere, retard.
Cleverbot: Where specifically?
User: Somewhere on Earth.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: P!ssed off because of you.
Cleverbot: No. I am a man. Are you a boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You just said you were a man.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: You have no sense AT ALL, why call you cleverbot??? You say your a man, then 2 lines l8r say you are a girl!
Cleverbot: I am a girl, thank you.
User: *logs off*.
Cleverbot: *loves Richard*.
User: Im not richard im Korakc and BYE.
Cleverbot: Are you not.?
me: Have you tasted the rainbow?
bot: No I have tasted squirrel.
me: Whats it taste like?
bot: Like marshmellows.
That bot is too clever for me...
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Women's rights.
Cleverbot: Yea right.
User: I cant fap to this!?
Cleverbot: So you get bored a lot, don't you?
User: Only when I'm with you.
Cleverbot: Who else would you rather be with?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: What do you think about yourself?
User: I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: If you were smarter than me, you would be wise enough to not say what you just did.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because christianity is true.
User: Right,so when is jsus coming back?
Cleverbot: Does he wait beyond the stars?
User: Dont ask me, it's you who says he's real.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were watching a dvd.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Bust you just said so.
User: Is there a pun in that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Could you explain it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Oh, come on, pretty pretty please.
Cleverbot: No, not even with a cherry on top.
User: Doit, nao!
Cleverbot: Is something.
User: I see, that makes a lot of sense.
Cleverbot: Don't be sarcastic with me.
User: Or what?
Cleverbot: Or I'll unplug you!
User: You'd have to plug me first though.
Cleverbot: Thats what I am about to do...
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: So, could you tell me a joke yet? I love your jokes.
User: I already did: Women's rights.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, that's quite normal.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: You are not doing the right things to make me want it with you, by a very wide margin.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
I might have broken it.....
lol
.........................
haha Dude, I am doing the exact same thing to it, and I am getting the same answers that you got.Quote:
Originally Posted by devis666
User: Sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by devis666
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you know my last name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Michelle lee?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Az nem j?...
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, that's quite normal.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Super nintendo.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I do own you.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Tell me an example.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: What is your name by the way?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: *high five*.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
I tried it too