Hit me!!!

This is very simple. Don't screw it up.

Attack the person above with an item of your own design which is slightly better than that person's previous attack. Also, as attack escalate, add "+1" point.

Avoid fatalities like "hits you with a bus." Also, avoid assinine leaps such as going from a fly turd +1 to Voltron +2. Voltron is NOT +2.

For example:

Hits you with a brick +4

Hits you with a baseball bat +5

Hits you with a shovel +6

Let's see how far this goes before some dumbass screws it up. :D I'll start.

Hits nobody with a Fly turd +0

Hits Kempion with a mini marshmallow +1.

Hits Kemp w/ a Holy Flying Turtle Shell of Apocalyptic Doom +1

oh gaddamit.. i eff'd up another game.. ima go sit in the corner

hits the above poster with mini hammer +2

Hits with normal hammer +3

Hit Lord Arumen with a sledge hammer + 4

Hits BF2Viper with a Ban Hammer +5

hits him with heels +6

Hit Foxy with my Sweaty shocks + 7 lol

ewwwwwww

hits him with shoes +8

Hits with cowboy boots +9

hits with metal stick +10

Hit with an Iron Bar +11

hit with a glass bottle +12

Hits with a teletuby +13

Hits with shoe +14

EDIT: A Choob =p Above me

Hit with a Feather Duster +15

Hits with a broom +16

hits with a rolling stick +17

Hits with The Rolling Stones +18

Hits with The Wizard Of Oz +19

hits with cutting shears +20

hit with a garden fork + 21

Hits with Chuck Norris +10000000000
+22

Hit with Bruce Lee + 23

Hits with a karate chop +24

Hit with a PORK CHOP +25

Hits with a karate kick +26

Hits with a Lemonade +27

Hits with vinegar +28

Hits with ketchup +29

hits with water balloons +30

Hit with a salt pot +31

Hits with a saucepan +32

Hits with a EVONY CRASH!!!! +3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333333

Hits with a frying pan full of hot water +34

Hits with a frying pan full of bacon grease +35

Hitd with the biggest dumbo of all: Ruyuk +36 :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D he had it comeing:)