The Made Up "Facts" Thread

Goldfish have telepathic abilities akin to that of the humble bumble bee.

I won't rule the world and not make you guys my slaves

the sentence he just said had only one negative in it

I can has cheezburger.

The Dragons all live at my house. we have nightly bake offs. you should come over for burnt smores

60% of facts are made up on the spot.

99.99% soaps that say they kill 99.99% of bacteria actually kill 99.98%

666 is better than 777

Baby Jesus was my illegitimate child.

Server 4 is up.