The Made Up "Facts" Thread

This is just for fun, and is no way to be taken seriously.

The idea is, to make a false statement and present it as true. i.e.: Lie.

Rules.
1. Nothing malicious, or baiting. Example: God really does exist.
(This will just start an argument)
2. Nothing about other TFS-ers.
3. No nit picking of fault finding with any "fact", unless "fact" is in violation of the rules.
4. If there is any whining, like "this is stupid, whats the point" - Save it for another thread.
5. Have fun

"Fact" - Donald duck had an IQ of 141, and is a member of MENSA. As is Wild E Coyote, and Sylvester the cat.

Bugs bunny was in reality a female until he decided to have sex change

Adolf Hitler only has one ball.

Barney is a mutated bear who had his hair dyed purple.

The most common horse is the Pinky.

Michael Jackson is sexually attracted to old men

Ryan Seacrest is the offspring of Ben Affleck and Barbara Streisand.

Regis married a 5 year old girl.

There used to be over 8,000,000 moderators for this forum, but that little thing you always see about "every time you post something stupid a moderator dies" is TRUE.

Shakespear is a car driver.

Aliens live in everyone's basement

Evony is a government to conspiracy to raise funds for an ICBM.

Light travels faster in glass because the particals transfer light energy easier due to them being closer together.

To save money, the NSA has taken down their spy satellites and now uses Google Earth, in cooperation with law enforcement to find and take down pot growers in backyards across America.

The smartest human to ever live has/had an IQ of 0.01

Mokong01 isn't a Russian secret agent sent to destroy the forums of Evony.

Milonius is NOT attacking offline users that are NOT Russian.

Obama is a British spy

Foxy hates me

Glitter is made out of the tiny fragments left behind by shooting stars. Scientist observe them closely and then go to the area where they believe the debris has landed. It is then collected and sold as glitter.

Jewish people are related to Hitler.

It is a well known fact that the earth is not indeed flat, but sphereical. But did you know the same applies to pizzas? Yes pizzas are actually spheres. next time you get one, slam your face/ your brothers face into it and you may notice that it has a slight curvature, and even an equator.

The sun is 50 degrees Celsius

The London Bridge is falling down.

The moon is a triangle

A cow jumped over the moon.

George Bush is 007

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Foxy

George Bush is 007

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Thats not real?

I can fly like an eagle

George Bush was a good president.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Lord Arumen

Thats not real?

I can fly like an eagle

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Nope! it's that actor (what's his name again?)

WW3 took place in 1975-1981

the sun burns coal

There are 9 planets in our solar system

trees are blue

7 is a letter.

6 is afraid of 7

six ate nine

7 8 9 is how it goes lol

1 dad + 1 mom = me

A man from Peru dreamt he was eating his shoe. He awoke in a fright and found it was true.

I was feeling Blue until I saw you