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Originally Posted by Fayaz
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LOL :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fayaz
Dirty minds lol
the answer is a last name.
So, did i win?
See, now I was gonna go with "credit card"Quote:
Originally Posted by KriegTheDefiant
so theres 2 midgets in a room a broken cane on the floor one is in the doorway laughing and the other is hanging and is dead... what happend
one hung the other. duh
Midget fetish? Hui Emma
Didn't I see a CSI that went like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by paingodsson
Um one turned the other into a pinata.
I have an old one.
Railroad crossing watch out for cars. Can you spell that without any "R's"?
a man buys a house and the wiring is all messed up
upstairs are 3 rooms and the switches for the lights upstairs are down stairs
he can only go up stairs 1 time how can he figure out what switch is for what light
with out ripping wires out of walls ect
yes i can spell that with out any r,sQuote:
Originally Posted by Fairshade
THAT
Get a piece of paper and write down what does what. Besides, if you can only use the stairs once, the house is unsafe so going up and you'll forget what's down.Quote:
Originally Posted by panther157
What was discovered first, Banana or Apple?
Who has some good riddles or jokes? Here is a riddle.
You are stuck in an all cement room with no windows or doors. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole. Crawl out the hole.
easy one
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
Even easier. It's the same as this:
'What does man love more than life/Fear more than death and mortal strife
What the poor have, the rich require/And what contented men desire
Whit misers spend, and spendthrifts save/And all men carry to the grave.'
It's nothing.
You move into a new house that (for some reason) has three lights upstairs and the only switches for them are downstairs. None of the switches are labeled, and neither the builders nor the electricians gave you any hint as to which switch controlled which light. Their reasoning was that you need to figure something out about the operation of the house before you can fully enjoy living in it, and that no one has ever been able to figure out the situation in any of the houses they built in the last five years (ever since they started doing this in the houses). You don't want to keep running up and down the stairs to check to see which light is on when you flip a switch. The riddle is, 'How do you tell which switch is for which light if you only want to go up the stairs once while running this test?' You can leave the lights on as long as you want, and have as many on as you want. The house is perfectly safe, and you could always just turn on one at a time and see which light is on, but you want the satisfaction on knowing that you were able to solve a problem that no one else has been able to solve--you decide to solve this problem purely for the honor and bragging rights.
go outside and look at the windows
what famous room has multiple doors that lead to multiple rooms but only has one wall?
Random stab: The oval office? The way it's curved, I don't think you can find a point where any wall ends and another begins, only conclusion is that it has one wall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Balaam
your random stab was right on target :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher
If there was a sound recorder there then you would of heard the sound on that ever though your not there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Azazel Eldritch
Do you think you can solve this riddle? It is sorta old so you may know the answer. If you know the answer, message me what your guess is, then post in the thread if you think you got it.
Riddle: What is smaller than a dog, that can scare away a bear?
People who got it:
1.
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A small dog that can scare away bears.
But seriously this isn't a place for new ideas, only death resides here.
I believe there is a thread for this over there.
*Elaborate point*
Or is Miss I-stole-a-quote-from-Bertrand-Russel-and-claimed-I-made-it-up too good for that?
First, tell me what you get when you lose the end of a band,
When the members are gone, with the music’s last stand.
Next, tell me the name of the man of the age
Who finds himself in love with the limelight on stage.
And, finally, give me the sound often heard
In the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now, string them together, answer me, and boast
Of the mod tool that will end the above poster's posts.
yes, and if a tree falls across your driveway, and nobody's awake... it'll still mess up your carQuote:
Originally Posted by JOJ
[easy] no it would not..... the reason why is sound is produced by the human/animal ear... yes the vibrations of the tree would still be traveling in the air... but without the human ear to convert it to sound... there is no sound....another explanation is that everything is relative in this matter... except for the tree falling... if the tree falls in front of a deaf man,a hearing man next to the tree, and a hearing man 300 miles away... well the deaf man would hear no sound... the hearing man next to the tree can hear it so it makes sound to him... and the man 300 miles away.. well he cant even see it much less hear it... but here's the thing... they are all right!!! i dint want to get into why but... but the answer is just no it does not make any soundQuote:
Originally Posted by JOJ
2 explanations.... the time period is B.C.E or... wormholes... but the first answer is for now possible... but in the future we can prevent feedback and keep open a wormhole from the pastQuote:
Originally Posted by jorbaud
ooohhhh i have a riddle......how is it possible to be age 20 in the year 2011 and 23 in the year 3011?[come on... think think..]
Ok here goes...i will post a riddle/question and you will have to answer it... simple enough ok... go!!
question1:easy
if a spaceman leaves the planet in the year 2500 and he is 35 years old and arrives in the year 2505...assuming he was traveling at the speed of light... what was his age?
question2:moderate
[coming soon]
Assuming, somehow, at-lightspeed travel is possible, I think the relativity equations tell you that no time would have elapsed for him, making his age 35.Quote:
Originally Posted by astronomer655
Merged all the riddle threads together.
Next time please look to see if there is a more general thread for your purposes.
Also renaming thread to something more general.
yep... lets do another.. a little harder... say he left at 2000 and returned in 2010 traveling at 99% the speed of light...if he was 35years and 0 days old at departure... what was his age.... in years and daysQuote:
Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher
Bah, that's just math, not a riddle. I'll wait for someone to google Einstein's stuffs, plug in the numbers, and get back to you.
the answer was 35 years and 10 days... for him he only aged 10 days
next...
Teh answer is: Nothing. XD My friend asked me this riddle a while ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by five strings
When you say my name I am no more.
That would be silence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skirata
Since nobody left a riddle for me to answer I will leave a riddle.
How Long is a Chinese snake. What is his name?
awwwwwwwww.... i dont know any CHINESE stuff...
ok heres one...ummm...ooh i got one.....what is faster than light?
Neutrinos......
yep...and gravity [black hole event horizons gravity pulls so hard light cant escape]
next... why did everyone like the proton rather than the neutron ?
The answer was in the question...I said "How Long is a Chinese snake"....His name is How LongQuote:
Originally Posted by bum783
ooh that was a good one :)Quote:
Originally Posted by bum783
First tell me what happens when you lose the end of a band,
When the members are gone, with the music’s last stand.
Next, tell me the name of the man of the age
Who finds himself in love with the limelight on stage.
And finally give me the sound often heard
In the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now, string them together, answer me, and boast,
Of the mod tool that will end the above poster's posts?