also works, but idk if id randomly go up to a girl and give her flowers. mabey to ask her out or if your dating already, but past that i wouldnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Drazsyr
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also works, but idk if id randomly go up to a girl and give her flowers. mabey to ask her out or if your dating already, but past that i wouldnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Drazsyr
NEVER! dont ever give a random girl flowers! youd be freaky!Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGIONGOD
^ Says the girl wearing a fake bushy moustache...
haha ouch... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Zenrax
seriously though, just be nice.... dont do all the stupid one liners they are all soooooooooooooooo cheesy
lol, I think I'd trust a womans opinion on it more then a mans lol.
say stuff like that... youll be in her bed that night! haha jkQuote:
Originally Posted by ABakker
^ freaky x2
jkjk u shuld put ur old pic back lol
who hasn't bet on something stupid with a friend?
^ huh? thats random
Anyone can use this love poem; I wrote it in 5 minutes.
By Conrad Jalowski
To [Insert Name]:
O! How powerless is cold reason to the
Pulsating membrane that is love.
I have drunken such a mellaginous substance;
Drunken in such a stupor at your divine beauty.
Lo! Even the goddesses of old are hideous to your
Beautiful frame.
Your form so voluptuous, your eyes piercing and like
Burning flames overwhelm me with such a burning
Desire to caress you. You are not clothed in a
Meretricious form but one of an immortal aura of
Light or of scintillating rays that
burst forth from your graceful form.
As I think of you, I am writhing in agony at not
Caressing you at the present time and for not being
With you. I am completely enthralled to your
Splendor that dispels the ravaging pain and agony.
Your smile pure and your teeth white as pearls;
I am pierced by a thousand blows at the heart with
Your absence: you are mine and I am yours
Forevermore in boundless ecstasy.