How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

ill just say it again...ill nuke the world..i win...

why hide? it's our world not the zombies..we take back what is rightyfully ours..i would never hide..hiding is for chumps..

Nuke the world you don't win ..you die with the world so you also lose...and that would be the dumbest move ever..Survive is all i can say have hope is all i can say dur kill as many as them fluckers in your way..if driving a car or big truck just get some small propane tanks that you use for grills.. open the valve toss them out and clear the path of zombies while they are all knocked down drive on lol

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Originally Posted by Thorsgates

I would just hide. Most likely if there were zombies they would eat each other before they ate me. Has anyone ever wondered my zombies don't eat each other in the movies? If they did not eat each other for whatever reason, I would hide in a grocery store and eat all the food there and keep go to the next one and the next one and the next one(alot of them).

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yeah ok go to a store and eat? you gonna work out afterwards? your gonna be the biggest meal for zombies you gotta go outside at some point once you eat all the food in one store...your just making your self fat and lazy and a triple big mac for the zombies lmao

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Alby, that weapon has been scoffed at by serious zombie connoisseurs world wide.

It's a joke.

I would kill myself and join the party :rofl:

BRAINS!!!:devil:

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Originally Posted by rasterbee

Alby, that weapon has been scoffed at by serious zombie connoisseurs world wide.

It's a joke.

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Okay wait, say that one more time, so I understand what you did just say

"scoffed at by serious Zombie connoisseurs"

forget the the world wide

are you serious to expect me to believe that a Zombie connoisseur can actually ... scoff?

Man, I meant it as a joke, but you make me laff to consider that a Zombie connoisseur can be serious

and and and scoff at what was meant as joke to begin with.

that's the problem with you serious Zombie connoisseurs. No sense of humor. But Oh damn put up an actual electric chainsaw, rail attached to a HK, or other weapon and and and it gets a .. scoff. and actual scoff?

I scoff at your scoff. I purposefully scoff at your attempt to scoff at me putting up a joke and then try to inform me that it is a joke.

For sooth, you tax my temper, rastergnat. but fun it tis.

dude that picture is soooooooo Gears of war it aint even funny....blah to a chainsaw

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Originally Posted by King Alboin

normal rambling Alby nonsense

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Chainsaws are terrible weapons. Period. Blood flies everywhere and it will run out of fuel.

That gun is too heavy as a result, it's not a practical weapon for anyone in any situation.

This is serious business, Alby. You must be prepared at all times.

The best weapon against zombies is Milla Jovovich (or Alice for those whos seen Resident Evil). Its as simple as that. To survive, i would be tryna get a girl like Milla :D

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Originally Posted by ImInsane

The best weapon against zombies is Milla Jovovich (or Alice for those whos seen Resident Evil). Its as simple as that. To survive, i would be tryna get a girl like Milla :D

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haha..lol tht made me laugh...

i still go with my plan....nuke the world :D

noone wins o.O