I want to know if there any other romance disasters of evony,or general online disasters
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I want to know if there any other romance disasters of evony,or general online disasters
What's up with these threads with the word 'Evony' in them? This is OT...
December 31st, 2011. Me and my boyfriend that I met on Evony broke up. I'm currently stuck at his house and forced to listen to him constantly reminding me on how I ruined his life. I have until Tuesday evening before I can get back home.
I will be quitting the game as well as he. So thank you Evony. I somehow ruined two lives.
Well that certainly sucks.
How old is he?
I had my virginity stolen by someone I met playing Evony. He said he wanted to come live with me but made me buy him a round trip ticket instead of 1 way "because it was a better deal". I introduced him to my family, we got engaged and the morning after I gave him my body he was on a flight back home with all my mom's jewelry in his bag.
I hate you, Michael Nester.
poor you rastebee :( ;)
Sorry rasterbee, looks like he score 3 points, 1 round trip, jewelry and the icing on the cake. Time to make him pay, plunder all his city and take no prisoners =).Quote:
Originally Posted by rasterbee
Why do other guys get all the luck =).
I dated a girl once through internet years ago and when i finally met her, she was 3 times my size and my tiny honda car then tilted to one side and steering was hell. We went around the block and told her, you ready to go home now? Never seen her again.. didn't even got a jewelry or gas money =(.
I always thought Raster was a guy ...
As for my internet dating story? I met this girl with the user SexyNurse69 who was neither sexy nor a nurse ... she was an obese soup kitchen worker who would occasionally needle the homeless with all sorts of pharmaceuticals. As for the 69? It was a reference to her age :(
That's probably because he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
On a semi-related note, haven't any of you guys heard of this new invention called webcams? You can use them to see what the other person looks like, before you go and meet them in person.
This way you won't be shocked if they're the size of an elephant.
What if the person hires someone to talk to you via webcam?
You'd better be able to tell it's not them by the way they're talking...
They get scripts written for them?
There are so many failed Evony romances. They were for the most part all laughable.Quote:
Originally Posted by KonohaSamuria
Look to see if they're reading off a script? :O ScreenshareQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
So maybe its a lesson learned ?
funniest thread ever + rep to the OP tomorrow when i wake up....
there is a moral here too, relationships fail! just got with it and keep your options open ;-)
lol :D great observation Clara!!!
:rofl::D:rofl:
This is hilarious :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by rasterbee
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Originally Posted by rasterbee
Sumthin similar to that happened to afriend on here..very sorry .
people are evil
Webcam would have been awesome if they introduced it sooner and if every internet surfer had it. The next challenge would be, how to tell a guy from a women, even seeing can be confusing.Quote:
Originally Posted by eric0095
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bisWQxdsRU4
This would probably be the 6th time I've seen him in person. And I've been talking to him for nearly 5 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mati2
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Originally Posted by KonohaSamuria
Hes to old for ya..be glad didnt sleep with himQuote:
Originally Posted by estrickland89
At first glance I read 'prison'.Quote:
Originally Posted by estrickland89
Lmao i was just thinking the same thingQuote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
lol. that was hella funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
You obviously can't read sarcasm. That never happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by KonohaSamuria
I lol'd at Kono when he thought it was serious...
:rofl: I did the same thingQuote:
Originally Posted by Boleslav
Happened to a friend of mine thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
lost her virginity to someone she met on evony then never spoke to her again
Well at least s/he got a good story out of it ...
what part of any of that was goodQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
The sex part.Quote:
Originally Posted by KonohaSamuria
I'd say that you'd have to be a terribly boring person if conversation with you is so predictable that someone can give a stranger a script without you catching them off-guard with things they should know but don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
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Originally Posted by rasterbee
you have no morals.nothing about what happeneed to her was good
Sorry Konoha but you can't call anyone out for a lack of morals when you created this thread to have a giggle at the misery of others. Just take some comfort that your friends story might discourage someone else from being so stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by KonohaSamuria
When did I say i created this for a giggle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clara
hey losing virginity on one night stands happens big deal get over it its only unusual cause they met through evony and get off the moral high ground its my turn to use it ive been waiting in the gutter patiently for decades
at least my mom and dad never allowed me to meet viruall plyers in real life :duh: and even now that I'm an adult I will never... To save myself from embaresing story of "what happened to me when I was stupid enough to have a relationship with someone I met virtualy that is basically lying about who they are" :rofl:
Only idiots open their legs on the first meeting IMO