in a Fight Between Chuck Norris and WWE Universe Super Star Undertaker...
Who Would win Keep in mind the following...
Chuck Norris-Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose
Undertaker-You can't kill a dead man
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in a Fight Between Chuck Norris and WWE Universe Super Star Undertaker...
Who Would win Keep in mind the following...
Chuck Norris-Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose
Undertaker-You can't kill a dead man
If one cannot lose how can one be beaten?
But if one conquers death, he can still be beaten by a mortal.
I saw the title and was hoping it was this person:Quote:
Originally Posted by KMD
http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files...ndertaker2.jpg
Instead this is considerably less exciting.
Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes:rofl:
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Bruce Lee's dead body&Spirit would take both of them at the same time and win.
but my good friend if master ip was here he would make chuck look like a chealsea, the undertaker shyt himself and walk all over bruce lee. why you ask? well he was bruce lees master.!. duhh lol
Chuck norrisIs ninja like this text <-- says enough;)
Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes:rofl:
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
lol KMD. all very true points. But lets see. a fighter who strikes fear into anyone through a picture or a guy in tights who pretends to be undead and rolls his eyes back without a girl... just saying
Personnel y I think Chuck Norris would win:devil:
Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes:rofl:
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once played ping pong against himself for 11 hours straight. He quit because the paddle died.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Aren't there better topics to be pursuing?
yes But this is fun:)Quote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
yep all in the fun of sport lol and chuck
I tried to find some fun facts on Undertaker but they were all very depressing:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_Nasty
I tried to find some fun facts on Chuck Norris and They were all very amusing:)
Valkirah is better than both put together :3
I think Emma6 would beat them both
Maybe They can Maybe they can't only one way to find out... :devil:
Lets do this Walker, Texas Ranger Style :flame:
Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes:rofl:
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is so persuasive that he convinced a mirror he wasn't there.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
I still fail to understand how Chuck Norris became such a 'legend'. I mean really, none of these 'facts' are true.
You know what truth be told I have no clue either it's just a very common topic that just seems to oddly come up everywhere lol
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...Bs5gyZRhyWZcIQQuote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
go for your lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
this subject (i believe) has already been discussed at length in 2009Quote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
not only better than both of these, better than the borg collective
Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes:rofl:
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
If you woke up this morning, it means Chuck Norris spared your life.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can kill 99% of all bacteria...as a warning to the other 1%.
acer i also dont understand it all but hey like almost everything here it helps pass time
I find it's a good way to take a load off Stress release lol
chuck norris once took a stress test, the treadmill had a heart attack....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D0xGtyTs_i...0/stressed.jpg
mmmmmmmm Cake:)
I was gonna say mmmm lady holding the cake :p
The lady is ugly
Quote:
Originally Posted by KMD
The heart might just fail due to Chuck Norris's constant aggressiveness (hope it doesnt)
when chuck norris looks in the mirror, the mirror breaks, not because he's ugly, but because there can only be one chuck norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrHyde
Chuck Norris Fun Facts/Jokes:rofl:
If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars before, that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since.
Chuck Norris threw the water bottle at Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris once won a billion dollars.... On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, when he returned, they were just called the islands
Hmm wonder why :rofl:
whew, the winner of that would porbably win ALOT of money. :P
- pain is the name of the game
- i don’t need a reason to fight, i just need somebody to fight
- there will be no mercy, only slain bodies and taken souls
- you shouldn’t be afraid, you should be terrified
- don’t you realize that you cannot destroy that, which does not wish to perish?
- evil comes in all shapes and sizes
- my whole existance is death, darkness, and the destruction of mankind.
Can't wait for Hell in a Cell:devil:
HHH VS Undertaker
HEY! Acer's life is so cool. It's filled with awesome friends (me) and he has a great hobby of volunteering for this website where he has really cool co-workers (me)! He has positive support and influences from those he is surrounded by (me) and is loved by many (me)!Quote:
Originally Posted by Balaam
He's also in tech school learning how to design cool houses and shtuff for cool people (like me). He likes to ask his wise friends (me) for advice and comments on the projects he works on.
He has a good taste in music (enhanced by me) and has even shared a few pictures of himself lately (influenced by me.. and Lazz >_>).
So, he has a pretty interesting life compared to Chuck Norris, who's only arguments come from an outdated show in which he did actually get hurt sometimes.
The undertaker, well that's staged wrestling, so. He's equal to Chuck Norris if you ask me, both mediocre actors with underrated stunt doubles and over-glorified fighting moves.
actually
what i meant was
PLEASE ACE!
start a thread that has a topic worth pursuing
i'd appreciate it!