Can anyone help this poor soul with her question? I'll rep any responses that make me smile. Remember to phrase your answer as a hint.Quote:
Originally Posted by nautical spambot
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Can anyone help this poor soul with her question? I'll rep any responses that make me smile. Remember to phrase your answer as a hint.Quote:
Originally Posted by nautical spambot
hint: as long as you avoid icebergs, this is a good boat ;-)
and the sailors hearts will go on.... and on....
That which has already sailed.
The best type of boats are the ones with sound hulls and don't sink. If you can find those, you'll be able to discern which ones you're looking for.
Also, I'm not exactly sure who informed you, but I highly doubt the forums ARE sailors. I've been here for a while and I have yet to see the forums themselves set sail and float away.
I could be wrong though since I'm not here 24/7. Perhaps during the times when I'm not here the forums actually do go on swashbuckling adventures on the high seas. If that is so, then I wish I had stuck to my pirate background so I might be able to fit in a bit better and pehaps join in.
Arr i'll sell ye a boat.. But it'll cost ye an arm and a leg, i'll even throw in a hook and a peg ya scallywags arrrrr!! :pirate:
Best answer: To avoid any icebergs or any dangers in a bout...
Buy a:
http://freakymartin.com/nitro/fishki...28996806tn.jpg
Best boat.. Hmm.. I would have to say MOTORBOAT!! BRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBBRBBRBRB!!! If you get what I mean, you're definitely laughing a little bit now!
http://www.moviefancentral.com/image...png?1330916764
GIMME +REP BOLE! lol
What is the best boat? That's tough.
Not this one...
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...ruise-Ship.jpg
or this one...
http://files.witnessthis.co.za/2011/...rfall-Fail.jpg
or this one either...
http://www.thebayonline.com/upload/Boat-Sinking.jpg
In the end, it was a tough choice but I think this one...
http://blog.nj.com/insidejersey_impa...rge_oyster.jpg
will do me fine.
It depends what sort of a body of water you intend to use said boat on. If you are to brave a big, wide ocean, a large and sturdy vessel is needed.
Security is found in small things, though, when you're in the general safety of a river.
Hint:
It floats.
The ones that sink aint no good, like rocks. Rocks dont float too well.
And you must have a cool dixie cup hat =)
http://quain.org/Gallery3/BananaBoat.jpg
Real men don't use boats, they swim.
nah, real men dont swim, they fly.
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Originally Posted by King Alboin
Barbarians. Real women teleport.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deathslayr
Barbarian !Quote:
Originally Posted by Abdiel
Real men are in multiple locations at once.
And this is why real men are stupid and can't focus on more than one thing at a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrHawk
You don't say?Quote:
Originally Posted by acer5200
The forums are sailors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Japengo
The Nautical One said so.
best boat is one that doesnt sink o.O
http://baynature.org/articles/jan-ma...DEN%20018x.jpg
also try and avoid icebergs o.O
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LT2H2KIB77...photo+(14).jpg
o and btw if you come to a ship battle then you need this..
http://newspaper.li/static/a0d42726f...eaf79edc79.jpg
Real mean use these.
http://www.littlefishesswimschool.co...m_floaties.jpg
And I has question.
Can't Bole technically be infracted for this thread, since it is replying to a spambot? :p
Boat ... is that really how its spelled? well boat's....... What? .. i gotta re read that OG post......... I really dunno wtf im trying to do here.. carry on.......
Oh god it's Gambo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gamboholic
hmmm indeed i can see the need for this to be answered. alow me to bring out my inner poet with a haiku.
life is just a boat
and perhaps we are all sailors
refrigerator
The Ocean is a dynamic world that sailors are expected to explore on their own. The issue you mentioned is not a bug, technical problem or malfunction, and is therefore not something that can be corrected. If you need further explanation of any sailing mechanics or other help, you can ask your fellow sailors, or visit our sailor forums.
Everybody uses refrigerator at the end of their haikus
Why not, hippopotamus or lasciviously or undeniable or abbreviation or perceptivity or or or...
WHY ONLY REFRIGERATOR!!?!?!?
Concerning a boat I think mediterranean would be more appropriate, or even cannibalism.
Self-preservation even works.
[Disclaimer: Yes I did google five syllable words. So what, haven't you ever written anything?]
Here I was defending the moderators, and all you can come up with is things that make no sense at all. Mother:modedit:
Why not only a refrigerator?Quote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
Gambooo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gamboholic
It's been so long!
http://edition.channel5belize.com/wp...anatee0002.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by eric0095
The Titanic is like ATLANTIS
Hard to take down but easy float - Gfdyg Na40 Na42-Freebirds recruiting message me today :D
cause i happen to like Refrigerators. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
I perfer hot tubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by ssfgrgawer
I don't think Mediterranean would be more appropriate for a haiku, seeing how it has six syllables, not five.Quote:
Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
Med-it-er-ayn-e-an. At least, that's how I pronounce it, and that's how I've heard it be pronounced by many people.
I don't know a lot about boats, but a friend of mine mentioned that the Titanic would be setting sail soon. Rumor has Leonardo DiCaprio will be among the passengers.
Then again, I believe I saw some guy on the Discovery Channel cross the Atlantic in a little yellow floatie-raft.
Two options, ( opposite extremes nonetheless ), but they both beat swimming, errr... drowning.
http://cdn.funnycorner.net/funny-pic...ng-contast.jpg
If a cow can swim you should be able to as well
Or make sure that this guy isn't piloting it
http://ownednfail.com/wp-content/upl...failedboat.jpg
Oversized Images For The Win!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
Some guy was bugging me about my images being too small ... I just get them off google :modedit: resizing them
http://www.krazy4mykiddos.net/Playsk...op_745x558.jpg
That's my style.
It's obvious that Fisher-price rules the play boat market
http://static.flickr.com/3567/3351770576_9da0a7951c.jpg
Well ladies and spambot... It seems everyone says the best boat is one that doesn't sink! In my opinion the best boat is the one that does sink... for you see if it sinks and it's big enough (very important as you don't wish to drown (if you do you might want to see a quack)) then you sink it so you don't get seasick as many including my self have a horrible tendency to.
Ships such as this one.
http://travelwithwestonanddana.files...pg?w=500&h=333
or this one which is a bit bigger...
http://www.urbanghostsmedia.com/home...discoverer.jpg
Or hell this one is the best so I know of!
http://www.africapoint.net/wp-conten...ben-island.jpg
http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/...8at31207PM.png
Best boats of the bering sea, with the time bandit and cornelia marie.
-from the show Deadliest Catch
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...if0wLVJ05DWjSt
Best cruise company to stay away from, the captain leaves before the passengers.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...0h4SXmF2HjjjJw
don't sail your boat through this, no matter how cool it may look...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...y_C5xGT40LKC6Q
do try not to lose your paddle, particularly if you're upstream...
true story...