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When i was 8 I was at friends house that lives on a lake. I was riding his bike near the lake and started going down hill towards the lake when i realized i didnt know where the brakes are and it was a 20 ft drop off. So the only thing i knew to do was ride the bike into the side of the house and hope I dont break anything. I broke my wrist and had a concusion
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LOL those are EPIC fails!
So did you break anything though?
His wrist.. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Venport
Friend: I think I want to be a History major when I grow up
Me: I'm sorry, I just don't see any future in that
Age 11...I want to be a doctorQuote:
Originally Posted by TheAmazingThor
Parents... :cheer:
Age 12...I want to be a vet
parents... Good for you
Age 13...I want to be police officer
parents...Are you sure
Age 14...I want to join the army
parents...I'm beginning to worry about you
Age 15...I want to be an Evony lord
Parents...OH :modedit: NO
Years later...I still want to be an Evony lord :D
Parents...why god why me :(
FAIL :rofl: jk
right so me and a friend were both home-schooled our high school years. Anyway one day we go into town (we both live on a farm) anyway we go into town and its about 9-10 am and we hadn't had breakfast, we both bye ourselves a pie and a coke and we go and sit on a little wall near a road. So we just sit there eating and talking and suddenly something occurs to me... And I'm like "dude you know what people will think when they see us sitting here and everyone else is supposed to be in school" and she's like "they will think we skipped school and we are trouble makers" and I'm like," I think they will think we are runaways" and then we make a bet on how many people will ask us what the hell we are doing. We both lost, people just stared at us... :rofl:
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Originally Posted by KMD
just another fresh out of wc I happened across
<2:52>[Floyd]: /Henry88 hey
<2:53>[Malaka]: fail
<2:53>[Floyd]: *** up chump .
<2:54>[Pladds]: Everything about Floyd is a fail.
<2:54>[Malaka]: im the chump? LMAO u the one who failed
<2:54>[Malaka]: LOL Plad
<2:54>[Floyd]: chump. you.
<2:54>[WeedMan]: ./Floyd i dont think anyone noticed
<2:54>[Pladds]: Lolol.
<2:54>[Cod]: Hi guys :)
<2:55>[Kizzamj]: hahaha
<2:55>[Malaka]: HAHAHAHA
One that I just saw coming home from a party earlier today:
Have you ever seen those metal dog silhouette statues that are used on many large public and private lands? Well, I saw a very good example that they don't work. There's a big industrial park about five minutes from my house that has those exact things. As I was driving past it, I looked across the street and saw a family of geese on the grass in front of the main entrance, sitting right next to one of the silhouettes.
If this isn't a big enough fail, less than five feet away from this, there was a guy putting up MORE of the silhouettes and looking right at the geese that were sitting on his employer's grass, ignoring the purpose of the 'dogs' that were standing there.
my room is like this, there is my door and right next to it there used to stand a ANTIQUE cupboard that doors are just frames (there used to be glass in it) and when you open the doors it blocks my room door. so my mom calls me and she sounds mad so i'm thinking *get there fast!* and i wasn't paying attention, ran straight into the open cupboard door and tore it straight off its hinges. boy, was my mom MAD. :duh: now i have a little cheap cupboard :rofl:
True Story If You Think I am Bull:modedit: Then I simply do not care.
One Day I Was Walking Home From School. It Was Very Hot Outside. After 10-20 Minutes Of Walking I Got tired and sat down. So i went to somebody and ask where am i. They said At Walmart.
I started cussing. i was at least 7Miles away from my house. :(
P.S My Mom Did not have the car. My Sister did at work.
I just trained catapults With an intel hero...
EPIC FAIL!!!
When you call your teacher mum, or give your postman your coords :duh:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by 6batboy
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
you know those utterly stupid stuff you do with your best friends? Well here's goes the stupidest haha.
It was actually quite fun but anyway. My sister loved this broken down super old ford and we got it for free when the guy who's daughter owned the car got it scraped by not getting the license renewed. But anyway when the car came a week or so after it a coupla friends of me and my sister came to visit for the entire weekend (some reason our house is like a gathering point for our friends especially when they want to get outta their house) anyway moving on lol so we gathered we were like 6 people 3 girls 3 guys and someone got this idea to hose down the rust off the car with a pressure hose... And somehow we ended up playing a daring game to see who can go nearest the nozzle and stay there the longest while is on full blast :duh:
We all walked away with red circles and cuts and lines on our bodies cuz' man can those things sting. One of the best weekends though ;)
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Originally Posted by KMD
Mind you I have trained Phracts with a POL hero before :D lol
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oh gotta love 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'
This double fail is used to train crane operators about the risks of lifting from under-water:
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yep^ you win, best fail ever. I aint never. well once I did, but there aint no videos on youtube, so it dint happen. so I can say, I aint never. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Julius_Caesar
Yep You Right, He won.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Alboin
You won too.
after i took a shower i was drying my ass, and i took a giant fart into the towel.
My WC fails twice involved back-dooring someone! Looked kinda dodgy out of context!
These are my music related fails.
The first one was when I was home alone I was sitting at my computers with my headphones on full blast whilst singing along. So naturally I did not hear anyone come home or anything so I'm sitting there my back to the door singing, when suddenly something connects to the back of my head HARD and it surprised me so much I shot up and the chair toppled over taking me with it. I looked up to find my sister breathless from laughing. She really is a devil... (This happened when I was 14)
The next one was 3 days ago, at 4 the morning. I hadn't slept in 3 days (once again) so I am lying in my bed with my earphones on to keep me awake while I study, and I fell asleep with them on as loud as they can go... Next thing I know some metal rock song blares through and I jolt awake fall off my bed, heart hammering in my chest and my blood running cold... And I vowed never ever to study in bed with my earphones on cuz that just plain sucked when everyone stormed into my room demanding what the thud was and laughing their heads off when I told them...
The next one was when I was home alone AGAIN (I was home alone a lot when I was younger...) Anyway so same as last time I got my headphones on full blast whilst singing along and I'm dancing... For like an hour I'm dancing round the house cleanin' cuz it was my turn. Next thing I know when I turn around, I find my 3 best friend there holding up a video camera and snickering... That's when I realized what the camera was for and I spent the rest of the afternoon chasing them trying to get the stupid video before they put it on youtube or worse show everyone I knew (not many people I know actually watch videos on youtube :rofl:)
Drunk fails...never get old lol Here's one for ya.
My friend and I went out bar hopping one night. We drank a lot. A LOT. We had a DD, which was good, and after the bars closed, we were hungry and wanted food. So we went to this little diner. We were sitting there, and being loud and obnoxious im sure, and my friend notices a table across the room with a couple guys sitting at it, and they were looking at us. So she is "long distance flirting" with one of the guys throughout the entire time we are there, from the time we order, til we pay and leave. The two guys were also leaving as we were. My friend continues the flirting as we all walk out the door. The guy asks for her number, so she gives it to him, and as we turn to walk away, BAM! She walks right into a huge steel support beam for the awning/roof over the sidewalk. She hit it so hard that she fell backwards and landed on her butt. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe and me and our DD pick her up and shove her in the car. The guys just looked at her and walked away. And no, he never called her. LOL Alcohol makes everyone sexy and graceful! :rofl: