You know you're an Evony addict when....
just one liners on this thread please (following on from the heading thread title) - try to keep it light hearted. :devil:
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You know you're an Evony addict when....
just one liners on this thread please (following on from the heading thread title) - try to keep it light hearted. :devil:
"You know you're an Evony addict when...." its too late!
You know you're an Evony addict when....
... you wake, sit bolt upright, and logon to your laptop before even getting out of bed to check for the red flashing light of doom!
You know you're an evon yaddict when ...
....You keep playing even if evony never does something that the players want.
You know you're an evony addict when ...
You played when it wasn't called evony...
You know you're an evony addict when....
You wake up in a cold sweat at 3-4 in the morning because you had a nightmare that you forgot to send out your nightly farming raids....(sadly, it's not always a nightmare :duh:)
you kno your an evony addict when
you have 27500 abatis in your front yard (yes i counted them)
when you tell UPS your coords.
... your girlfriend walks around naked in the bedroom and you don't even notice 'cuz you're too busy sending out farming teams.
you give your mailman your cords instead of your address
you know you're an evony addict when you make another thread about why you're an evony addict.
You know you're an Evony addict when.... u see its 6am and u swaer the time was 8pm last looked.
you know you're an evony addict when you're work day consists of 80% playing evony and 20% doing work
You know this is the 6th thread
You know you're an evony addict when...... It's all you think about, primarily all yuo think about and............. sorry playing evony, finish thought later.
when you waste your $$ for a "porter"
when no matter how much life changes in 3 years.... evony remains a constant and you're still playing it lol
You know you're an Evony addict when..you go to cook food and say d@M i need to farm
when your sat on the forums reading and commenting on things like this!
When you dream you are driving through an area with lots of valleys and the valleys all have a number between 1 and 10 above them.
Quality time with your significant other is spent playing Evony.
... you thought it was funny but it isn't, only for the sake of it without apparent obligation.
you wish your handicapped pension [ government paycheck ] was bigger so you could coin, on top of getting paid to play evony.
You know you are an evony addict when...
your sleep pattern is dictated by build times and maint
You know your an addict when:
Youve participated in at least 3 of these threads before this one
Youve gotten 3 hours sleep because you were defending till 4 am, And didnt realise it was 4 am.
you change your sleeping habbits to be online when your enemy is.
Youve though about evony when your Not infact playing it.
Youve never had enough food. Ever.
these next two applyed more to old players before warehouses became popular to assit Deadcitying and quarrys for stone production to help feed treb heros)
youve driven past a quarry and thought: noob.
youve driven past a warehouse and thought the same.
Youve wondered weather the mayor of your RL town is politics, or attack, cause they sure as hell arnt inteligent.
You have at least once, scoutbombed someone into submission.
You have read all of these and agreed with at least a few of them.
thats about all i can think of off the top of my head lol.
3 hours? luxury.
what is sleep?
or dreamed you were under attack, woken up in a panic and run to your comp to check.
[ scary when you actually ARE under attack when you check ]
or spammed em into it.
when the first thing you think of after seeing a commercial for seaworlds new journey to atlantis ride, is how many troops your alliance lost trying to take it from a red
when you attempt to hack your schools firewall just to play evony
you know your addicted to evony when you think the reason we celebrate Christmas is because of free upkeep and double cents.
you know your addicted when you come on these forums and B** and complain when the servers our down..lol
you know your an addict because your addicted to evony but evony is more addicted to you
you know your addicted to Evony when: your alcoholic brother-in-law suggests a 12 step program to help you quit. lol
When your first response to someone saying they are going into the navy for the honor, is to tell them honor is bad and ruins your heal rate.
When before you go to sleep, you always go train troops and queue Buildings.
" You know you're an Evony addict when...."
You try to explain to ur girlfriend how cool this game is
You know you are an addict when your relationship falls apart because your significant other plays almost 24/7.
Tried to be light hearted with that one.