2012 has gotta be the worst of my life!
house fire! :(
me got aneureisim resulting in brain surgery.
dad got shingles and vertigo.
aunt got bowel cancer, teminal.
bro broke his foot.
top my bad year!
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2012 has gotta be the worst of my life!
house fire! :(
me got aneureisim resulting in brain surgery.
dad got shingles and vertigo.
aunt got bowel cancer, teminal.
bro broke his foot.
top my bad year!
I can't, maybe you just want some sympathy?
Sorry for your troubles my friend but there must be some consolation in the fact that 2013 just has to be better.
FYI...my dad has terminal cancer too, its a tough time it really is.
You are now banned on your Evony server. I am sorry, but please don't kill yourself!Quote:
Originally Posted by thatcat
I am not an Evony rep.
Joined the Navy back in March! And still waiting to ship out -- just days before Christmas.
My own dad has far more, and far worse problems than yours does. Not saying anything, but it's something nobody deserves to go through.
My grandmother died this year.
I've gone broke six or seven times because of income problems, with a school loan still on my head from college, that I'm grossly behind on because of said income.
I can think of others, but this is a pretty sad year for me. 2013 will be better though.
My point? Just saying that there are other people who've had it worse off than you have.
theres always someone worse off so please dont make this a contest cause itd be a very depressing oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
^ It already is depressing. LOL
I'd honestly feel sorry for the winner at any rate.
yea itd be a hollow victory for sure lol
Sorry but 3 of those don't count. My year has been great.Quote:
Originally Posted by thatcat
And yet, I still want to win :attack:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jurnis
What kind of a prize does the winner get? A couple of sheep an and ice cream truck?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheppeh
Yes, the winner definitely needs the tools to make him truly happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
I guess you would be making the sheep and children happy with all the ice cream you would be delivering. See this is a good guy. He wants to make others happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheppeh
interesting you pick sheep as a prize, i wouldve expected you to pick the typical eastern europe currency of camelsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
I don't think they have camels in Eastern Europe. I know its hard to get an education when you are constantly drinking in order to get Irish women to look good.Quote:
Originally Posted by tipperary1
Hey hold on a cotton darn minute there...my girl is Irish and looks mighty fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
In fact I think she drinks to make me look good.
Are you sure she didn't slip you a love potion of some sort?Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
ofc they do, and you diss my education :rolleyes: ,Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
also irish women look just fine beer goggles or no. but i do understand beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, be the beholder a single person or a nation
beauty to irish men
http://sosueme.ie/wp-content/uploads...rgia-salpa.jpg
beauty to eastern europe ppls
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv....-die/camel.jpg
btw her name is shelley if youre interested, which i know you are ;)
Damn it you...giving voice to my deep held suspicions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
She does have a pixies nose.
Up until now I thought it was cute....
When women have some kind of ritual where they dress up in witches customs and make some gruel in a cauldron on the full moon be suspicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
Tipp do you really want to start a photo off on this fine thread?
He had to post a pic of a camel with 'come to bed eyes'.......
I wonder what site he got that from ... another irish past time?Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
earl youve a good taste in womenQuote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
im always up for a photo off, but due to my current situation of being on probation, i may have to declineQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
Your way off dude...this is sheep country.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
As the old saying goes.....
'Ireland...where men are men and sheep can keep a secret'
i googled the typical women of your native countryQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
thats a welch/kiwi saying :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
were a beef country
Gotsta ask Tip...where you live?
I'm a Down man but a blow in (20 years +).
isnt the leprechaun theme, my forum name and defencivness of irish women a giveaway? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
me no understand yo lingo, as in youre an aussie?Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
Yeah I get your Irish but was wondering what county?Quote:
Originally Posted by tipperary1
I'm a Brit but you cut me in half and I'm green now.
:D
*County Down is what I meant
lol im from tipperary surprisingly ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
down sure we all know thats irish really :devil: and explains why youve a decent sense of humour
yes i know thats controversial
Tipperary...of course (durrr)...is that a long way?Quote:
Originally Posted by tipperary1
Sorry that felt lame as I was typing it but it just had to come out.
hahaha oh no you didntQuote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
http://cdn.motinetwork.net/wherethep...1326826879.jpg
one bad joke deserves another
Ok nearly time for bed, not before this though....
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”
The Irishman replies, “Oh… I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”
Dude! Hit me up with her number ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by tipperary1
I've actually had a fantastic year.
I bought 2 brand new cars.
Bought an 80" TV which is friggin fantastic with surround sound.
My kids are healthy.
My parents are healthy.
My wife is healthy and takes care of me.
I earned my Master's degree.
Started my new career.
Oh and my in-laws live 9-10 hours away
Any problems I did have are insignificant and aren't worth b!tching about. Everyone has problems and I for one won't give in to a pity party.
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
well... she doesnt have a number really but if you go out into the field at the back of lucas' house and make a clicking sound with your tongue, shell be right thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheppeh
this thread has officially been derailedQuote:
Originally Posted by BDU
Sorry tipp, I know this will have you on the next flight but there's nothing but cows in the field behind my house.Quote:
Originally Posted by tipperary1
I hope you realize cows are black and white/ with pinkish nipples!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucas101
Camels, which is what you have, are usually brown, smexy, and has 1 or 2 scrumptious humps ;)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.Quote:
Originally Posted by earlofspark
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheppeh
if you wish to indulge in self pity at any point, ill happily provide the violin musicQuote:
Originally Posted by BDU
only if you provide cheese tooQuote:
Originally Posted by miraculix
sure and tissues to dry the tearsQuote:
Originally Posted by BDU
also friendly suggestion regarding your avatar pic, you might wanna change that, while i know its a evony reference to colonisation attacks, in the wrong section such as the kings bar(gaybar) it may attract you perhaps unwanted attention