All I want for Christmas is....

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I have been a very good boy.

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Originally Posted by earlofspark

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I have been a very good boy.

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What do I want for Christmas? A custom-built, brand-new red Ferrari with its trunk stuffed full of $100 bills.

I think the cash will cover the rest. Why not the rest of the car stuffed with money? Not only do I not want to be TOO greedy, but also elbow room is never to be taken lightly.

i actually have hardly any christmas desires these year, well none that are realistic lol. only thing i want is the new assasins creed, and to pass my driving test which i hope to do early january

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Originally Posted by tipperary1

i actually have hardly any christmas desires these year, well none that are realistic lol. only thing i want is the new assasins creed, and to pass my driving test which i hope to do early january

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i hope santa is the driving instructer on your test tipp and your gf gets you assasins creed ;) all i want is a good multi player to help me wipe out halo4 my youngest son is very annoying :rofl:

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Originally Posted by kingdeano

i hope santa is the driving instructer on your test tipp and your gf gets you assasins creed ;) all i want is a good multi player to help me wipe out halo4 my youngest son is very annoying :rofl:

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haha i hope not, its not a big car and all the milk and cookies hell be downing over christmas wont help fit in it.

but no gf fortunately, its nice being single over christmas lol(does that make me a bad person?) and ill have a chance to chill out.

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Originally Posted by tipperary1

haha i hope not, its not a big car and all the milk and cookies hell be downing over christmas wont help fit in it.

but no gf fortunately, its nice being single over christmas lol(does that make me a bad person?) and ill have a chance to chill out.

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:rofl:no it dont lmao it makes crimbo cheaper and hope fully will make you focus on passing ya test .. :cheer:

All I want for Christmas is to be surrounded on a snowy day by the people I love in a warm house watching corny feel good movies with lots of yummy food!

I just want a Pass grade in English 050 Q.Q

Turkey 'n Ham will do me!

I want a monkey HA! that would make life soooo much easier.

All i want for Christmas is a lot of chests and keys and double cents lol.

Does that make me an addict?

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I want those new items on my acc for xmas hah

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Sorry Ladies and Gents couldn't resist!

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Originally Posted by Digger Walters

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Sorry Ladies and Gents couldn't resist!

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Originally Posted by Digger Walters

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Sorry Ladies and Gents couldn't resist!

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Am i the only one who sang while reading it?

An unlimited supply of....http://www.tacobell.com/static_files...product_01.png

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Originally Posted by 6batboy

An unlimited supply of....

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cat????????

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Originally Posted by Cosmic Fury

What do I want for Christmas? A custom-built, brand-new red Ferrari with its trunk stuffed full of $100 bills.

I think the cash will cover the rest. Why not the rest of the car stuffed with money? Not only do I not want to be TOO greedy, but also elbow room is never to be taken lightly.

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ill take one of them too, But instead of a Ferrari, can i have mine in the trunk of a 1971 GTHO phase 3 :D Or failing that A 1971 chrysler valiant charger (the Aussie Version of the Dodge Charger)

if i wanted a million dollar car id take the GTHO over a Ferrari any day lol. Plus they would have a bigger boot then the average Ferrari, so fits more money, And you can sleep on the back seat. win win situation

I really dont want anything for Christmas. Yet I sincerely hope everyone receives their wish, and aspires to their dreams.

However if pressed into a decision?

How about Australia becoming the 51rst state of the USA, cuz itscool and America needs to expand its Empire [read tax base].

or

Africa gets their pooh in one sock, stops all tribal genocide and becomes the United Soveriegns of Africa.

or

Science fiction becomes Science Fact, with an actual patent dealing with gravity plates for space ships. I mean really, most sci fi vessels have imaginary artifical gravity, correct? So that invention really needs to leave the mind of the sci fi writer and get put on the drawing board, stat.

In the mean time, it would behoove them to install seatbelts, cuz everytime they git hit by a phaser, they fall out of their chairs or get slammed up against a bulkhead receiving severe head trauma. Seriously, it causes great suspension of belief to see futuristic intersteller vessels all having this problem. Would not a more prudent scenario be ...

"Captain, our sensors read the enemy vessel is charging up their phaser banks!"
and then should not the Captain respond?
"Well, crappidy crap, OK, Brace for impact, fasten seatbelts, disengage the artificial gravity to dampen the inertia, shields up, notify next of kin and kiss your ...... goodbye" or something to that effect?

or

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I would like total world domination.....if that is a little to big of a request...then just a unicorn......a black unicorn

For Christmas, I would like the United States of America to be broken up into four or five islands and I would like Europe to implode into the hadron collider and I would like every oil executive in the world to suddenly burst into flames and I would like the Waldon family Christmas tree to catch fire and burn down their mansion while they are all locked inside. I would like all corporations to suffer a sudden collapse of their share price, causing them all to declare bankruptcy and for all the executives to leap from their office windows and I would like the Royal Family to be abducted by an allien space craft, never to be seen again and I would like the Pope to admit that Christmas is not actually anything to do with Jesus Christ and that the Catholic Church actually worships money, not God and I would also like him to admit that the Catholic Church is full of evil men who do evil things and then he can distribute all of the wealth of the Church to the poor, before placing himself and his Cardinals in the hands of the Police for prosecution.

I would also like every politician in the world to be placed in a tub of boiling oil and deep-fried until crispy. I would like people to wake up and realise that life isn't about buying stuff from chain stores and working horrible jobs to pay for it. I would like people to realise that the most valuable thing they posess is time and that the only thing that really matters is now, not what happened in the past or what might happen in the future, because now is all there really is and if we do what we need to do now, the past won't matter and the future will take care of itself.

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Originally Posted by Rodri

For Christmas, I would like the United States of America to be broken up into four or five islands and I would like Europe to implode into the hadron collider and I would like every oil executive in the world to suddenly burst into flames and I would like the Waldon family Christmas tree to catch fire and burn down their mansion while they are all locked inside. I would like all corporations to suffer a sudden collapse of their share price, causing them all to declare bankruptcy and for all the executives to leap from their office windows and I would like the Royal Family to be abducted by an allien space craft, never to be seen again and I would like the Pope to admit that Christmas is not actually anything to do with Jesus Christ and that the Catholic Church actually worships money, not God and I would also like him to admit that the Catholic Church is full of evil men who do evil things and then he can distribute all of the wealth of the Church to the poor, before placing himself and his Cardinals in the hands of the Police for prosecution.

I would also like every politician in the world to be placed in a tub of boiling oil and deep-fried until crispy. I would like people to wake up and realise that life isn't about buying stuff from chain stores and working horrible jobs to pay for it. I would like people to realise that the most valuable thing they posess is time and that the only thing that really matters is now, not what happened in the past or what might happen in the future, because now is all there really is and if we do what we need to do now, the past won't matter and the future will take care of itself.

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did you put all that in a letter to santa because youre running out of time?

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Originally Posted by tipperary1

did you put all that in a letter to santa because youre running out of time?

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I never get what I want for Christmas, so I'm expecting the usual socks and underpants but who is this Santa you speak of? Would that be the Coca-Cola corporation marketing tool, or the old guy down the mall who smells like cheap wine and cigarettes?

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Originally Posted by Rodri

I never get what I want for Christmas, so I'm expecting the usual socks and underpants but who is this Santa you speak of? Would that be the Coca-Cola corporation marketing tool, or the old guy down the mall who smells like cheap wine and cigarettes?

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you ask for controversial stuff, why cant you just ask for dolls, game consoles and toy cars like the other kids eh? also i dissapprove of your european wish -.-

and santa would be that fat guy who flies around on that sleigh with the reindeer shouting about hos. hes a cool guy, gives ya stuff if you ask

I simply want nothing wrong going on in my holiday season. :/

I want unlimited evony food so I never have to farm again :) just put it in my stocking please.

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Originally Posted by Rodri

For Christmas, I would like the United States of America to be broken up into four or five islands and I would like Europe to implode into the hadron collider and I would like every oil executive in the world to suddenly burst into flames and I would like the Waldon family Christmas tree to catch fire and burn down their mansion while they are all locked inside. I would like all corporations to suffer a sudden collapse of their share price, causing them all to declare bankruptcy and for all the executives to leap from their office windows and I would like the Royal Family to be abducted by an allien space craft, never to be seen again and I would like the Pope to admit that Christmas is not actually anything to do with Jesus Christ and that the Catholic Church actually worships money, not God and I would also like him to admit that the Catholic Church is full of evil men who do evil things and then he can distribute all of the wealth of the Church to the poor, before placing himself and his Cardinals in the hands of the Police for prosecution.

I would also like every politician in the world to be placed in a tub of boiling oil and deep-fried until crispy. I would like people to wake up and realise that life isn't about buying stuff from chain stores and working horrible jobs to pay for it. I would like people to realise that the most valuable thing they posess is time and that the only thing that really matters is now, not what happened in the past or what might happen in the future, because now is all there really is and if we do what we need to do now, the past won't matter and the future will take care of itself.

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I understand your reasoning for everything except the US breaking up into 4 or 5 islands. Would you explain that one?

Actually Europe imploding into the hadron collider is curious too.

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Originally Posted by King Alboin

How about Australia becoming the 51rst state of the USA, cuz itscool and America needs to expand its Empire [read tax base].

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Oh hell to the no.

i would like to win the lottery, one of the big ones, That way ill be able to buy big pressies for family!! :D

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If the United States was divided into four or five different parts, then those parts would either become seperate countries or go to war against each other and either way, that would stop King Albion's wish for Australia to become the 52'nd state from coming true. (No self-respecting Aussie wants to be a part of anything except Australia) it would also keep the USA busy for some years sorting out who is who and what's what in their new islands and that would be good for the rest of the world.

As far as I'm concerned Europe just sucks, so it would be the ultimate irony if it got sucked into a short-lived black hole that it created. Them EU technocrats and autocrats and other assorted banksters are trying to take over the world anyway, with help from the USA, the UK and (sadly) Australia, so hasta la vista baby send us a postcard from the other side. With these major forces for evil taken out or compromised, the rest of us might stand a fighting chance.

I know, it's wrong to wish for entire nations to be destroyed and millions of people would suffer but King A. set me off. It's bad enough here as it is, with all the corporate imperialism destroying our way of life and our politicians tripping over themselves to suck up to the super-powers and globalists. I do not want to be an American. Yankee go home!

Fair response. But I'd have to point out one thing- even if the US and UK were taken out of the picture, someone else would fill in the void. China? India? Iran? Who knows? It might not happen right away, but sooner or later someone else will come out on top. That's just the way things go.

Like I said, I never get what I really want for Christmas so it just doesn't matter. But a Mayan predicted global apocalypse would certainly change things around and that can't be all bad. Can it?

It's not really the Mayan prediction, though. Just modern media prediction based on ignorance and tinfoil hats.

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Originally Posted by Rodri

For Christmas, I would like the United States of America to be broken up into four or five islands and I would like Europe to implode into the hadron collider and I would like every oil executive in the world to suddenly burst into flames and I would like the Waldon family Christmas tree to catch fire and burn down their mansion while they are all locked inside. I would like all corporations to suffer a sudden collapse of their share price, causing them all to declare bankruptcy and for all the executives to leap from their office windows and I would like the Royal Family to be abducted by an allien space craft, never to be seen again and I would like the Pope to admit that Christmas is not actually anything to do with Jesus Christ and that the Catholic Church actually worships money, not God and I would also like him to admit that the Catholic Church is full of evil men who do evil things and then he can distribute all of the wealth of the Church to the poor, before placing himself and his Cardinals in the hands of the Police for prosecution.

I would also like every politician in the world to be placed in a tub of boiling oil and deep-fried until crispy. I would like people to wake up and realise that life isn't about buying stuff from chain stores and working horrible jobs to pay for it. I would like people to realise that the most valuable thing they posess is time and that the only thing that really matters is now, not what happened in the past or what might happen in the future, because now is all there really is and if we do what we need to do now, the past won't matter and the future will take care of itself.

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Originally Posted by Rodri

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If the United States was divided into four or five different parts, then those parts would either become seperate countries or go to war against each other and either way, that would stop King Albion's wish for Australia to become the 52'nd state from coming true. (No self-respecting Aussie wants to be a part of anything except Australia) it would also keep the USA busy for some years sorting out who is who and what's what in their new islands and that would be good for the rest of the world.

As far as I'm concerned Europe just sucks, so it would be the ultimate irony if it got sucked into a short-lived black hole that it created. Them EU technocrats and autocrats and other assorted banksters are trying to take over the world anyway, with help from the USA, the UK and (sadly) Australia, so hasta la vista baby send us a postcard from the other side. With these major forces for evil taken out or compromised, the rest of us might stand a fighting chance.

I know, it's wrong to wish for entire nations to be destroyed and millions of people would suffer but King A. set me off. It's bad enough here as it is, with all the corporate imperialism destroying our way of life and our politicians tripping over themselves to suck up to the super-powers and globalists. I do not want to be an American. Yankee go home!

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Complete wanton violent destruction and death of billions of innocent folks, resenting the cruel cacotopian society only for the purpose of protecting national pride, if but only to recapture solace for the man of peace.
interesting how easy it is to manipulate resentment isn't it?
Welcome to the warrior class, Sir Rodri Knight of Peace!

ZUM WOHL!!!

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forget peace love and all that other boring stuff like tvs that ppl have been wanting all i want for christmas is for the mayans to be wrong :rofl:

i dont want a lot for christmas....

I'd like a plane ticket to Canada.

>_>

BAH HUMBUG

CHRISTMASS IS A SCAM

it should be happy bah humbug day ware every 1 fights with family gets drunk gets a gift of 100 pairs of socks hmmmm llol

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Originally Posted by tipperary1

i dont want a lot for christmas....

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there is just one thing i need...