OMG I could finally fit into a Size-0. Awesome!
Um, wait... don't they have rotting flesh? Eww. I'm pretty sure my dermtologist can't fix that.
Okay, nevermind, I don't think I want to become a zombie anymore.
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OMG I could finally fit into a Size-0. Awesome!
Um, wait... don't they have rotting flesh? Eww. I'm pretty sure my dermtologist can't fix that.
Okay, nevermind, I don't think I want to become a zombie anymore.
HAHA! Hmm, okay maybe... as long as no one here tries to shoot me!
Id take Drizztix's Swords, Zenrax's Tank, and hide in Shinigami's Complex.
Out of all the plans I've read, mine still seems the most practical.
Well, first once word gets out, gather a big group, but not too big so we'll be able to conserve food. We all go steal guns from a gun store, preferably rifles or shotguns. Once we have ammunition we go hijack a whole bunch of semi-trucks. Also, we sneak into Wal-Mart at night when it is closed and steal a bunch of food and supplies. We use half of the semis to store food and supplies, while the other half is used as barracks and tactical headquarters. We then go find a nice place where we can park the semis, probably a Wal-Mart loading bay. We lock every door and window in the Wal-Mart and reinforce them with anything we can find, possibly fences from the Home Depot. We wouldn't just put them there, we would weld them into place. We would use the outdoors and athletic department for training, and use trash for target practice. At night we sleep in the back of the semis incase the zombies find a way in. The back of the semis will be locked shut. We basically just stay there until the zombies are killed by the army or whatever. If we run out of food we'll go raid the Cub Foods or Finest Foods store.
I think Milos plan sounds very reasonable. PLUS if you run out of ammo you have shovels, hammers, screwdrivers, batteries, Hedge Clippers, Basically a melee armory in Home Depot.
Although your plan is sound and logical, it is just a bit frightening that you've thought this out in such extreme detail. ROFL
My zombie plan is simple....start running, trip whoever is running next to me, use the distraction to get to safety. Safety, of course, is wherever Shinigami lives! I'll bring toiletries, cause you forgot the toiletries and I will NOT live in a zombie-surrounded community for years without shampoo.