OMG I could finally fit into a Size-0. Awesome!
Um, wait... don't they have rotting flesh? Eww. I'm pretty sure my dermtologist can't fix that.
Okay, nevermind, I don't think I want to become a zombie anymore.
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OMG I could finally fit into a Size-0. Awesome!
Um, wait... don't they have rotting flesh? Eww. I'm pretty sure my dermtologist can't fix that.
Okay, nevermind, I don't think I want to become a zombie anymore.
bah its nothing that a lil aloe and Curel cant take care of..Quote:
Originally Posted by SwanSong
HAHA! Hmm, okay maybe... as long as no one here tries to shoot me!
Id take Drizztix's Swords, Zenrax's Tank, and hide in Shinigami's Complex.
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Originally Posted by Zenrax
actually iwas mistaken....i was thinking of the other name for gatling gun but i forgot the term
Out of all the plans I've read, mine still seems the most practical.
umm.. "SWORDS" .. k thnx..Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinigami
Well, first once word gets out, gather a big group, but not too big so we'll be able to conserve food. We all go steal guns from a gun store, preferably rifles or shotguns. Once we have ammunition we go hijack a whole bunch of semi-trucks. Also, we sneak into Wal-Mart at night when it is closed and steal a bunch of food and supplies. We use half of the semis to store food and supplies, while the other half is used as barracks and tactical headquarters. We then go find a nice place where we can park the semis, probably a Wal-Mart loading bay. We lock every door and window in the Wal-Mart and reinforce them with anything we can find, possibly fences from the Home Depot. We wouldn't just put them there, we would weld them into place. We would use the outdoors and athletic department for training, and use trash for target practice. At night we sleep in the back of the semis incase the zombies find a way in. The back of the semis will be locked shut. We basically just stay there until the zombies are killed by the army or whatever. If we run out of food we'll go raid the Cub Foods or Finest Foods store.
I think Milos plan sounds very reasonable. PLUS if you run out of ammo you have shovels, hammers, screwdrivers, batteries, Hedge Clippers, Basically a melee armory in Home Depot.
Although your plan is sound and logical, it is just a bit frightening that you've thought this out in such extreme detail. ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Shinigami
My zombie plan is simple....start running, trip whoever is running next to me, use the distraction to get to safety. Safety, of course, is wherever Shinigami lives! I'll bring toiletries, cause you forgot the toiletries and I will NOT live in a zombie-surrounded community for years without shampoo.
Well, as soon as I heard the news that zombies were among us I would run to the local wal-mart and stock up on ammo and get ready. I would have a knife ready for shanking and have my handgun ready. Then I would call up my good friend Chris Redfield and tell him to bring some beers cause its gonna be a long night!
I'll go with Kitt's bubble as long as zombies can't gnore it like the rest of us. lol
Honestly, that plan took me about 5 minutes to come up with. I'm a critical thinker and fast mover. Surprised no one realizes this in real life.
Here's the real truth of how the plan is going down.
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What are zombies against a wall of Byzantine Cataphracts? Charge my loyal subjects!
shhhh i'm hidding under the bed.
failQuote:
Originally Posted by CandleLite
the lil kiddie zombies always search their previous hiding spots prior to being converted..
but dont worry i'll save'yas
if the news reaches me way before the acual zombies do.. i would try to get suplies and guns.. together with.. every1 around me.. and that would probebly go wrong.. and than i would try to get to a bunker.. or locked building.. second floor thing or something.. together with.. well.. every1 around me.. if i manage to get to a save place... i would hope some1 got guns and food :P.. if not.. just faking fistfight the zombies.. whats the point in running.. if there are more of em around the corner..
but i prefer fighting them with swords.. youll run out of bullets in a few weeks anyway..
I would just live in the middle of nowhere, as long as you could survive 2 months lets say, your fine because all the zombies would hopefully die out do to lack of food. Maybe living in a bomb shelter would be fine, just make it where you can't travel, and fighting the zombies outright is fail, they have the numbers, just kill as needed.
I don't know if zombies die from lack of food. I've never seen a zombie "starve" before. Plus if they do starve, 2 months might not be enough time. There's a lot of brains in the world!
yeah, but they tend to kill everything in the first couple of days, so there might be a few left after so long, but I think you'll be fine. And, it depends on how realistic of a zombie your going for, some people say they can starve, others say no. I personally think they should because if you use up engergy by killing someone, you need to replace it somehow, and you do that by eating. Either way, waiting will get rid of the majority of zombies.
i got a good one!beat them
Hide in a grave! So obvious they'd never think of it! Outsmart those Zobozos! Bwahaha.
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they are UNDEAD.. no metabolism.. no starvation.. no breathing .. just an unyielding hunger (thats wat the books say)Quote:
Originally Posted by chinothepony
So when do they just become skeletons lol.
lol you people have really thought this out.Hmmm... By the time zombies were announced on the news I would have come up with a way to survive in Antartica. I would take a bunch of swords, guns,other much needed objects, family, friends, and anyone else who would come and survive in Antartica.I'd also bring a radio so I would know when the invasion is over and some fuel for transportation. Unless zombies can fly they wouldn't be able to get there. My base would be right in the middle of Antartica, so that way if zombies did make it there they would be frozen and couldn't reach me.
That or I would stick around Sarge, maybe use Griff as a zombie distraction XD
I would listen to common craft!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnfyradCPY
i would do nothing and just live my life out in australia zombie movies never show zombies in australia itll never affect us. Or id make my way to hoover damn with a bumch of othere peeps collect a tonn of supplies raid some fish farms and usin em get to populate the dam as much as possible. set up some hydro veggies and other hydro goodies, blockade the entries set up the internet and enjoy my infinite hydro power. once all the frozen meat runs out either hunt zombies for meat if it aint toxic or jump over the dam rather then being a vegitarian
Nice one Scar. My plan is simple. All i need are a leather jacket, a motorcycle, and a shotgun.
what kind of motorcycle? you gunna bring ammo for that shotgun?
on second thoughts id just become a zombie and become friends with stubbs the zombie with no pulse, i would then go about bring forth the destruction of man and eating brains mmm briains
lol scar, you would ever now and then have to clean out the coolant water intake pipes of the mullusk that would inhabit them. If you didn't you'd eventually lose your power, but that shouldn't be a huge problem though, I don't think zombies can swim.
id let the crew stay too
I'm with scar, Bring out the brains! I'm HUNGRY!
My plan - hide out on an island in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Very simple.
Your plan will only work until the Zombies figure out how to sail a ship. In that case, I recommend you "requisition" some shore guns from an armory somewhere.
But if the zombies get boats then you're trapped.Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
can i come out from under the bed yet??
No.
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Unfortunately for you, zombii can most definitely walk along the sea floor for miles. They come out bubbling salty brine, draped in seaweed, and gurggle.. . urg-br-r-r-r-ur-r-ur-a-ai-n-ns-urg-sputter-drool.Quote:
Originally Posted by joemanf
this is true!Quote:
Originally Posted by ! mINDsELFiNDULGE !