What's your zombie plan?

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07-26-2009, 12:51 AM
King Alboin

"FoxyZombie? here FoxyZombie, i have a cute little kitten... for you...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...zombie-cat.jpg
07-26-2009, 01:44 AM
Zenrax

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

My zombie plan:

Raid an army surplus store, then a grocery store. Drive to wyoming and take over one of the old nuclear missile silos that is still there (some give tours, so this shouldn't be too hard)

The hardest part would be providing myself with electricity, although after some time of no Zombies being in Wyoming because of how sparse the population is, I think I could rig up a windmill for power.

Wyoming has a huge sheep population, so the biggest problem I foresee is zombie sheep. So I would also have to have quite a bit of barbed wire to surround my "compound", and a homemade flamethrower wouldn't hurt. Since it's easy enough to make napalm, all you need is......hmm maybe I shouldn't post that here lol. I guess I can have barrels of that on the outskirts of my compound to blow in case of mass attacks by zombie sheep.

This is the INTERNET. You can find out how to make napalm within 5 seconds. You could find plans for an ATOMIC BOMB within 5 seconds, as well as order all of the materials. Nobody cares what you post, anyways. :p
07-26-2009, 03:29 AM
Kalihn

I'd train my troops to throw molotov cocktails through Left4Dead.

TAKE THAT YOU TANK!
07-28-2009, 04:16 AM
King Alboin

{notice of plan revision #1a}

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...lack20rifl.jpg
07-28-2009, 09:27 AM
abracax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenrax

This is the INTERNET. You can find out how to make napalm within 5 seconds. You could find plans for an ATOMIC BOMB within 5 seconds, as well as order all of the materials. Nobody cares what you post, anyways. :p

Yeah, but with my luck I would post how to make napalm and some teenager would jump on it and blow up his house by accident or something lol
07-28-2009, 01:01 PM
Kailrik

Oh, I would just blow up my head. Doesn't do me any good anyways.
07-28-2009, 01:04 PM
bengute

My plan is simple. Get on a nuclear submarine. I'm good for 6 months. In which time the zombies would all have starved to death.
07-28-2009, 01:06 PM
Kailrik

You doubt other human's survival ability? Besides, depending on the zombie, they can live fore years. And how will you get on it?
07-28-2009, 01:08 PM
bengute

Join the navy duh. and thats a good point. IT will take em a while to eat their way through everyone. So i'll stop at ports now and then and if there is food i'll grab it and sail away again.
07-28-2009, 01:08 PM
wpack10

Quote:

Originally Posted by abracax

Yeah, but with my luck I would post how to make napalm and some teenager would jump on it and blow up his house by accident or something lol

-shifty eyes- What i would never think of doing that. -runs to google-
07-28-2009, 01:10 PM
StormSurge

Quote:

Originally Posted by bengute

My plan is simple. Get on a nuclear submarine. I'm good for 6 months. In which time the zombies would all have starved to death.

Your zombie plan fails.

I would have quoted the other one too, but I forgot.
07-28-2009, 01:55 PM
drizztix

i think a monk's spade would be pretty effective
https://www.ukshaolintemple.com/catalog/images/L013.jpg
07-28-2009, 01:59 PM
CHiH

My zombie plan:

Become one :D
07-28-2009, 03:08 PM
trogdor1316

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

i think a monk's spade would be pretty effective
https://www.ukshaolintemple.com/catalog/images/L013.jpg

Good weapon for zombies, I geuss. It's got some good reach for a blade but it wouldn't be as heavy to lug around as a claymore. The one problem would be if a zombie grabbed ahold of it, you'd be screwed, especially if they were the "28 Days Later" zombies and not the "Dawn of the Dead" zombies.
07-28-2009, 03:26 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by trogdor1316

Good weapon for zombies, I geuss. It's got some good reach for a blade but it wouldn't be as heavy to lug around as a claymore. The one problem would be if a zombie grabbed ahold of it, you'd be screwed, especially if they were the "28 Days Later" zombies and not the "Dawn of the Dead" zombies.

iono bout that ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2qEDHjrOfs
07-28-2009, 04:21 PM
King Alboin

{Note on revision of plan 1c}

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...weaponrack.jpg

Lotsa lotsa lotsa weapons. note to self, load all weapons. and retrieve at all cost plenty of clips, magazines and especially bullets, cause a pistol without bullets is nothing but an iron rock.
07-28-2009, 10:32 PM
FoxyBunny

I'll take a few crates of grenades. Thanks.
07-28-2009, 10:56 PM
wpack10

My Plan:

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...weaponrack.jpg

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http://arizona.rifleshooting.com/rio...ammo-table.jpg

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Gangsters

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http://www.rism.com/orchard%20photo/...20Pict0006.jpg

End Of Plan
07-29-2009, 12:09 AM
Richard IV

No picture of gangsters?
07-29-2009, 12:11 AM
wpack10

Couldnt find a good one
07-29-2009, 01:40 AM
DeSalvionjr

i just listen to commoncraft.com and http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

http://image.wetpaint.com/image/3/KG...7103/GW500H450
http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/bA...7820/GW473H316
07-30-2009, 10:32 PM
King Alboin

{Week 2}

"Here ya go FoxyBunny yor weekly pastry.... oh, and grenades are inside...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...uebrowncc3.jpg:cool:

{Continue with Zombie Plan: Suplemental}....

1) Find the BLU-82 Ordinance Coordinator...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...ket/2bombs.jpg

2) Inspect Blu

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...ah_bomb6-1.jpg

3) Arrange loading of Blu... 82

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...6017595ms3.jpg

4) Fly over Target Area 'Zombie Clutch' and push the Big Blu out the back door...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...6069788jp7.jpg

5) Wait for it!

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...6122390wu2.jpg

6) Admire the effects of the 'Daisy Cutter'.

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...r_Fireball.jpg

7) Pour a beer.

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...Ale_Bitter.jpg

8) Salute the Flag!

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...gwar-paint.jpg
07-30-2009, 10:35 PM
drizztix

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Alboin

{Week 2}

"Here ya go FoxyBunny yor weekly pastry.... oh, and grenades are inside...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...uebrowncc3.jpg:cool:

i will eat taht!
07-30-2009, 11:04 PM
King Alboin

*Watches Drizz blows up after eating hand grenades without even noticeing they were in the cake!*

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...-2171A-886.jpg
07-30-2009, 11:06 PM
drizztix

but i no wants to be blowed up :(
07-30-2009, 11:18 PM
King Alboin

Quote:

Originally Posted by drizztix

but i no wants to be blowed up :(

"I didnt want you to either, but yu ate the Big cup cake that had hand grenades in it, and physics is physics... er...'

"Calling all the Kings Horses and All the KIngs men, try to put Drizztix back together again...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...-on-ground.jpg

"Stare into the vortex.... for five seconds and you will be whole...

http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/x...t/tyedye-1.jpg
07-31-2009, 12:33 AM
StormSurge

Way to set me in a trance Alboin.
12-21-2009, 05:59 PM
darkchicken

omg lol how old is this?
12-21-2009, 07:01 PM
armbarchris

a few months old until you necroed it.
12-21-2009, 07:15 PM
BrotherhoodUK

Hear, hear!
12-22-2009, 12:42 AM
Wildor

Thread closed for necroing.

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