34. Have a store wide watergun war with a bunch of your friends.
35. Put the Barbie song over the intercom.
36. Go to the bikes section and have a bike race with friends in the store.
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34. Have a store wide watergun war with a bunch of your friends.
35. Put the Barbie song over the intercom.
36. Go to the bikes section and have a bike race with friends in the store.
#35 prob wouldnt get you kicked out
Put a Bloodhound Gang song over the intercom, thatll get you out.
Babie's R Us:
1#: Put a BloodHound song on over and over until all the babies are addicted and are little zombies, all chanting it for their first words.
hopefully I don't get reprimanded for this
#2 ask the women in there (if they are hot) if you could breastfeed on them.
That'd get you arrests prolly for assault, Alex. :D
3# Ask a pregnant woman, "Hi! How's my little cuddlykinz doing?" While cuddling the woman's stomach. Extra Points Factor: The father is there.
That ones the best ive seen XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
Lol, thanks.
37# Toys R Us: Jump up and down on a trampoline and grab the manager, then throw her in a shopping cart and push her into the game aisle.
4# Babies R Us: Look at a perfectly thin woman and say, "Hey, fattie. You're gonna have a big kid here. Better get the big diapers."
#38, climb up the lego racks, knocking them everywhere and creating a thunderous avalanche of legos.
5# Go in the diaper aisle and get your poop blaster....Squirt them all and give them to manger. "Here you go! Changy's done."
Walk around the store in a trench coat and ask every small child you see "Hello little child, would you like some candy?" In a creepy voice. Then if they say yes tell them it is in your car and they need to help you get it. ((Don't actually take them to the car though. Hopefully you would just be pretending to be a creepy pedophile....))