Take one of those giant rolling staircases and climb up to the top of the shelves and run around on top.
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Take one of those giant rolling staircases and climb up to the top of the shelves and run around on top.
make a huge fort out of lego's and defend it with waterguns and nerf blasters, and if the employees get into the fort attack them with nerf swords till they defend themselves with nerf swords for a huge nerf sword fight
Get a whole bunch of teddy bears and hold them hostage.
In halloween sing "happy birthday" to the store manager
Get a whole bunch of people, like 20, and go around the store on Halloween dressed as zombies.
Walk around the store wearing nothing but a diaper and scream "I don't wanna grow up! I wanna be a Toys R' Us kid!" at the top of your lungs.
((...interesting))
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle described above.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"
Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" or "Harry Butz"
Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if youre also a guy.
With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works)
I've done all of these things so i know that they work
You gave me an idea Zor...
If you're a woman, go up to a man and say "Hey....I know you from somewhere. Oh...I still remember that night in college."
Nice one Zor.
walk to to toy r us without a mask