Im bored so heres a fun thread ive seen in other places. Goal is to get 100 ways that would get you kicked out of the store but not in any legal trouble.
#1 Put a barbie doll on the top shelf then scream very loudly "She's Gonna Jump!!!"
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Im bored so heres a fun thread ive seen in other places. Goal is to get 100 ways that would get you kicked out of the store but not in any legal trouble.
#1 Put a barbie doll on the top shelf then scream very loudly "She's Gonna Jump!!!"
#2 walk in with a chicken suit and talk to little children
#3 hide by the dora dolls and everytime a kid tries to take one pop up and yell "Swiper no Swiping" repeatedly.
Start a hell's angels group using all of the bicycles in the racks and ride through all the lanes in single file.
#5.Ask for a worker to unlock the video game shelf then change your mind after he does. Then ask him to get another one...and change your mind again.repeat
#6 sell matches to the children inside the store.
#7 Ride through the store on a horse shouting "The zombies are coming, the Zombies are coming!"
#8 do this inside http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc
((people making fun of resident evil 4))
#9 Send children random youtube links that any sane person would be afraid to look at
#10 imitate assassin's creed like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM
#11 Walk into the store, draw your sword, pronounce yourself the true heir to the Roman Empire, and ask if anyone wants to join you in your quest.
#12 bring darkchicken with you
this is true!.. blimeyfkr always goes straight for the balls...Quote:
Originally Posted by darkchicken
#13 Gnaw on the ps3 controllers .. they hate drool on their goods...
I shouldn't even play this game....I've kicked people out of MY store for at least 100 different things. ;) I'll just add in:
#14 Use the alphabet decals to write dirty words and obscene suggestions on the floors.
#15 Inflate one of the inflatable water slides in an aisle, then slide down it and see how far you can go. Bonus points for hitting shoppers!
#16 Take over the intercom system and pretend that Toys R Us is a spacs shuttle. Start loudly counting down from 10 and when a employee tries to take the intercom from you, yell about being attacked by martians.
#17 pretend that you will pee on the floor
#18 Take friends with you. Divide up into teams...one person rides inside the shopping the cart, the other pushes the cart. Have races up and down the aisles.
Ask them if they sell Battletoads.
Ask for a game from the game case. When the clerk hands it to you, walk right over to the register (usually about 2 feet away) and say "I'd like to return this please." Insist politely that you DID already buy it, he saw you, but that you'd like to get your money back.
#21 ask the seller is she is for sale to
Around Christmas time get drunk and then dress up like Santa. Then walk around the store complaining about how Mrs. Claus doesn't love you like she used to.
HAHA! Good one joli!
#23. You could always dress up as Immigration Services and pretend to arrest all of the Dora the Explorer dolls for being illegal immigrants.
Lol. :p
#24. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Lol, on another forums there is a, '1,000,000 ways to get kicked out fo walmart!'
25. Take all the Nerf blasters and hold up the cashier, yelling, 'GIVE ME THE MONEY!'
26. Run up the the nerf sword aisle and challenge the manager to a duel.
27. Ride in on a horse holing a plastic bow and arrows in a Legolas costume yelling, 'The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming!' (I actually did this.)
Take four of your friends dressed up in duct tape spartan costumes and holding wooden spears, wlak into the store and act completely normal. Then when you go to buy something, and it is waaaay overpriced, yell "THIS...IS...A RIPOFF!" and kick something. Anything. So long as it falls over.
To go along with Arumen's then stand in front of the doorway and don't let anybody pass into the store.
To add on to ABakker and Lord Arumen, make sure you get curly hair as well. Also, use their plastic swords, their better.
29 Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
30 Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
31 Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your stuff
32 Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Form an anti-zombie barracade and shoot anyone who tries to pass it with nerf weaponry
34. Have a store wide watergun war with a bunch of your friends.
35. Put the Barbie song over the intercom.
36. Go to the bikes section and have a bike race with friends in the store.
#35 prob wouldnt get you kicked out
Put a Bloodhound Gang song over the intercom, thatll get you out.
Babie's R Us:
1#: Put a BloodHound song on over and over until all the babies are addicted and are little zombies, all chanting it for their first words.
hopefully I don't get reprimanded for this
#2 ask the women in there (if they are hot) if you could breastfeed on them.
That'd get you arrests prolly for assault, Alex. :D
3# Ask a pregnant woman, "Hi! How's my little cuddlykinz doing?" While cuddling the woman's stomach. Extra Points Factor: The father is there.
That ones the best ive seen XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
Lol, thanks.
37# Toys R Us: Jump up and down on a trampoline and grab the manager, then throw her in a shopping cart and push her into the game aisle.
4# Babies R Us: Look at a perfectly thin woman and say, "Hey, fattie. You're gonna have a big kid here. Better get the big diapers."
#38, climb up the lego racks, knocking them everywhere and creating a thunderous avalanche of legos.
5# Go in the diaper aisle and get your poop blaster....Squirt them all and give them to manger. "Here you go! Changy's done."
Walk around the store in a trench coat and ask every small child you see "Hello little child, would you like some candy?" In a creepy voice. Then if they say yes tell them it is in your car and they need to help you get it. ((Don't actually take them to the car though. Hopefully you would just be pretending to be a creepy pedophile....))