For my part,those Evony ads have gotten me so "hot and bothered" that I have finally moved out of Mama's house and am ready to go all "Saturday Night Fever'' on this town of mine!!Thank you Evony...I'm FREE!!!Tell me your stories folks.
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For my part,those Evony ads have gotten me so "hot and bothered" that I have finally moved out of Mama's house and am ready to go all "Saturday Night Fever'' on this town of mine!!Thank you Evony...I'm FREE!!!Tell me your stories folks.
Well......Evony changed my life when I joined it cause I figured out what the meaning of "no sleep" was and "stress beyond all measure" and "Kicking booty". Thanks for your time. :D
Ish -topp'd drenken all daysh... now Ish jush drenk fewteefree hoursh a daysh.
Ish it beer o'clock yet?
Fank yoush, Evon....
passes out on keyboard and start snoring
It made me realize - along with a few other, similar games - that I'm not one for online games. Too time-consuming, and where the hell is that Save button??
Hi my name is Chino and Evony has changed my life.
I now go out on the streets and plunder bag ladies and hobos for aluminum cans. They try to hide them behind the dumpster but I take it anyway.
I like kicking people in their sleep, and beat them up. It's the only way to go.
I tried to rob a bank but I couldn't get over its wall so I waited 100 minutes for the cops to come.
Thanks Evony, I'm going to prison now.
the only thing it has done is ... fk me mate, i gots nothing on this one.. it hasn't done a blimey thing different to my life..
i'd still done everything i have... still run on 4hrs of sleep, pop ambien like tic'tacs, drink scotch like its water and try to force people to look at me by spamming my pics in random online locations...
I used to be addicted to crack, heroine, huffing paint, kicking babies and torturing the handicap... but ever since Evony came along, I have stopped all these exceptionally fun activities and got my act together and have become a much more productive and decent citizen!!
THANK YOU EVONY!!
Hi, I'm Kempion and I am a recovering Evonoholic.
Hi, Kempion
lolz, sounds like an A.A. introduction.Quote:
Originally Posted by chinothepony
Evony Anonymous?
aww son of a.. i missed my weekly E.A. Meeting..
Evony has me anti-social and testy. My back hurts and I get constant headaches, but man is it fun!
so pretty much it can be comparable to heroine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael85
Ooookay...
Since this one generated a lot of funny stuff, AND a lot more new players have started posting since, let's see if it can catch fire again.
well, it brought my interest in chess back. Good game, more development needed for it though.
It made me want to erect a big tall stone wall around the cemetary plots of all my relatives, because of the high incidence of necrophiles I've run across in these forums lately.
I'm less bored.
It's gave me a reason to put my diplomatic skills to use.
It's certainly better than mainstream politics in that regard.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPA32