ITS NOT A PITA..
its not a LAMP SHADE.. (close though)
ITS not a towel.. (when the f.. were towels made of straw?!)
its not a ninja viser but that would be cool..
ITS not a bug net.. or a windmill blade..(I KNOW RITE?).. a wicker basket .. a bee's hive... an aardvark's hide .. a trees skin... a monkey's blanket ... a screen door .. or a rabid chinchillas umbrella...
ITS a freakin COOLIE HAT
