You have all heard them or used them... now post them :p
heres mine!
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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You have all heard them or used them... now post them :p
heres mine!
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
the word of the day is legs... let's go back to my place and spread the word
"Wanna go out for pizza and sex?"
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*shakes head*
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"What you don't like pizza?"
My personal fave:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Kuz i can see myself in your pants!
Others:
Did you just fart? Kuz you blew me away!
Go practice falling and tell me when your ready.
I have more but i'll prolly get in trouble for them (if i'm not already going to get in trouble for these...)
You must be from Nashville.
Why?
Because your the only Ten-i-see
OMG so corny! haha
i lost my teddybear... will you sleep with me
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Originally Posted by wpack10
ima have to make fun of girls at the mall with that one
honestly, all i do with pick-up lines is mess with girls :D
if i need to get a girl... pick-up lines isnt the way i go...
there are 206 bones in the human body. do you want another one?
devis... haha thats a little far