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By the eternal fury of all the forces of the earth, I will do everything I can just to receive a kiss from your lips. Just to feel the touch your skin, just to be one with you, in a way that I shall never forget till the the day I die.
(Wait, view reaction, if it's good:)
So, will you sleep with me yet?
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Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
Comeback
Is your face hurting? Well it's about to.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
comeback
Too bad you're not the type who reads.
comeback to a comeback
Nah, I just like to look at the pictures.
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The funniest one some guy used on me was the 'shirt sticker'. He walked up to stand beside me, reached around me to act like he was checking the label on the back of my shirt, and he said, "Just as I suspected.... Made In Heaven."
I thought it was cute.
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My best pickup line:
From the second I saw you, I knew that any chance I had with you was null. For you are the heavens, and I am that which dwells beneath the earth. Pray, give me your ear for a short while, that I might know that joy of talking with you.
I was amazed at how well it worked, especially considering I was high every time I used it.
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Ooh, that's kinda medieval romantic'ish. Neat! If you could pull that off whilst being high, then props to you!
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Hey, stoner chicks dig not understanding what the hell you just said.
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HAHAHA.... that's funny. Poor girls. ;)
Wait, were you taking advantage of girls?? DEMON! Bad boy!
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"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"
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I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
POOF! (What are you doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
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*as i was walking home from work, from the car the drove past me*
WOOOO Baby!! Wooooo!! You want a ride?!?