See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Which Website????
Right here use google on the first sentence :)
http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1...k+I'm+cute.
My friend and I used to have this game when we went out to drink. For my part, I would guess what kind of panties a woman was wearing, his part was to try and get that womans number.
So, he would walk up to the woman I pointed out and said the type of panties for, and he would let her know about our little bet of her panties, and come back with her number.
Worked every time, although we were out to drink and not hook up, so the numbers would hit the trash.
I copy paste from a text doc i have that i made years ago that contains hungres of pick up lines I got from the internet.... so no I didn't copy paste from the net....
Heres a classic :
Nice legs. What time do they open?
*This one is editted for the forums, so the effect is a bit lost*
Fudge me if i'm wrong, but you want to sleep with me don't you?
"Your clothes are the same colour as my bedclothes, therefore you belong there!"