Worst Pick Up Lines

Here's one I made up on the spot.

"If you were a textbook, I'd study you all night long! Oh wait, I already do that..."

A little late, sorry, but here are a few:

*lick finger* *touch girls sleeve* "Oh dear, we need to get you out of those wet clothes!"

"Have you ever kissed a bunny rabbit between the ears?" No/Yes *turn out pants pockets to look like white ears* "Would you like to?"

Or, the more direct approach, "Get your chit, we're leaving."

did you fall from heavin because you really messed up your face

Why is there a stairway to heaven - but a highway to hell?

Please imagine some really funny but highly inappropriate pick-up lines here. Thanks!

GET IN THE VAN!!!!

That one always works.

Might as well use first post on forums in the Pick Up Line thread.

"Hey, is it just me, or are your clothes about to come off?"

Thanks to pinhole cameras, I have already seen you naked, so why not just go out with me?

You light up my heart like a firefly lights up his butt

"Hey, want to see my schlange?"