You have all heard them or used them... now post them :p
heres mine!
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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You have all heard them or used them... now post them :p
heres mine!
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
the word of the day is legs... let's go back to my place and spread the word
"Wanna go out for pizza and sex?"
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*shakes head*
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"What you don't like pizza?"
My personal fave:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Kuz i can see myself in your pants!
Others:
Did you just fart? Kuz you blew me away!
Go practice falling and tell me when your ready.
I have more but i'll prolly get in trouble for them (if i'm not already going to get in trouble for these...)
You must be from Nashville.
Why?
Because your the only Ten-i-see
OMG so corny! haha
i lost my teddybear... will you sleep with me
there are 206 bones in the human body. do you want another one?
devis... haha thats a little far
do you work at subway. because you just gave me a footlong
lol funny but disgusting :p
my socks are having a party. do your pants want to come down
very disgusting haha if a guy said that to me... id hit him haha
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
lol that one's just perverted :p
devis are you enjoying yourself? haha
yes.... very much
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
lol i've heard that one
LOL Abakker... you better watch out...
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
Hey baby, want to know why I'm called the roadie? It's because I've got all the heavy equipment.
lol these just make me laugh
can i read your shirt in brail
i hope you know cpr...because you just took my breath away
lets play carpenter. first we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
wow how many of these do you have?
that one is hilarious...id probably laugh if someone said that to me
im talking about the braille one
love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
lol omg thats creative
i'm like a rubik's cube ... The more you play with me the harder I get.
Lol at the rubiks cube. Devis your the kid that sat home all day looking up pickup lines on the internet arent you?
lol that one almost made me barf lol
maybe.... I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus.
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lol you have too many of these...
hey girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth.