the calander

THE CALANDER

ok, heres how it works

The first person says an event that happens that day

Example: buy a car

The next person determines how the event went, then says something that happens the next day

Example: went to car dealership, bought a 30k car, it broke down, you used the warranty and got ur 30k back and bought a lifetime supply of shampoo with it.

I go to work


so i will start.



i post this thread:D

Not sure how this works... But you made this thread, and then we all got blowed up

lol you decscribe how making the thread worked then post some other event that happend next

like......

i plant a bomb

You recreate 9/11.


I eat cheese.

you go online while eating the cheese and discover that its really mold!!!!!!!!!!!

i go grow cheese

You grow the cheese and it blows up

I die...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by iRovster

You grow the cheese and it blows up

I die...

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lol i dont think you know how to keep the chain going

i go buy a chainsaw at menards

People cheer.

I love and lose.

Hey! Not nice.

You die.

I cheer

you fall off your cheering podium and die.

i buy some premium cut bacon from the butcher

In Russia, bacon eat you.



I go to russia, and watch Bacon eat you

I kill the bacon and get my car to run over you, because in Russia, car drive you!

My car runs over you.

In russia, I run over car!

I run over your car.

You get blown up by its self destruct

You are severely injured.

I heal using Mighty Putty

I run over your car again, and am unharmed

Leaves thread as it is getting boring and repetitive.

You blow up.
I make a teepee
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i blow up ur tepee

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