How would u react?

Or my bloodsucking lawyers! ( no offense)

let alone my lawyers in tanks!

well once the bat appeared in my hand I would forget about the guy and try to make money appear

WellSWell that's An obvious move! (at least that's what my lawyers say, and it's a good idea to listen to them, especially when theyhave tanks)

I have a tank! *fires off a big boom*
WOOO

Please, don't shoot at the lawyers! They have big kid toys too!

*shoots at lawyers, and they all die*
*takes off headphones*
You say somethin?

*gasp* I never knew you were a lawrer! Please don't suck my blood!

I would wonder "WTF" and continue on my way.

I would grap the guy, rip his shoulder out of its socket, and go home.