the excuse game

My forge was nuked in the middle ages.

re-sticky King's beer BBQ

I'm not a MOD

vote for me

I already voted.

Drop and give me 20!

I can't do push ups

Give me one hundred dollars.

Sorry, my dog ate my wallet

Give me a nickel

Sorry your dog ate my change.


Give me your dog!

I don't have one

Fly a plane

I'd get distracted and crash it.

Invite me to dinner!

I don't eat (<---- you don't eat??? No wai!!!!!!111)

build a submarine

I'm not supposed to wire nautical vessels.

Make me a cheeseburger.