the excuse game

Sorry, the cow was not lactating

write a political statement

I'm illiterate.........oh oops

Take me to Europe.

I can't afford it

Gimme a gun

but a knife is better

enter your name in the miss universe pagent

Sorry, I'm a guy

Make me a sandwitch

No bread :(

Loan me money

No cash

Sing me a song! Now!

I'm tonedeaf

play a didgeridoo.

srry im dumb. wads a didgeridoo?

read a book

I'm in the middle of a different one.

find out what a didgeridoo is and play it.