Urgent Advice

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Originally Posted by TWT

I'm not sure if he is kidding or not, but on the off chance that he is not, please do not do not get a knife if you don't know how to use one, odds are better than not that you will just end up hurting yourself.

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Omg thank you.

You know what my sensei says? He rather be in a gun fight with someone then a knife fight. There are so many ways to get out of situation where someone holds a gun in the same proximity as a knife.

And the farther they are with the gun, the more that bullet's trajectory can be way off its mark.

Weapons should be an extension of you. You should know them like you know your own hands and feet.

Don't hide behind your guns and knives people. Take some martial arts or defense training so you know what to do in a situation, especially if it involves using a gun or knife.

Cause as the famous quote of Christmas Story goes, "You'll shoot your eye out!"

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Originally Posted by chinothepony

Omg thank you.


Take some martial arts or defense training so you know what to do in a situation, especially if it involves using a gun or knife.

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What if I'm agonizingly lazy?

Or, what if I look like butter bean here?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...na-fat_big.jpg

You use your body to your advantage.

My sensei fought an nearly armless man in a tournament. He had one of those deformed stubs. You know what he did? He stuck his glove on his stub, and waved his shoulder around in circles. It really threw my sensei off in the fight!

The basics of Martial arts is to use your weakness as a strength and use your opponents strength as a weakness against them.

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Originally Posted by StormSurge

What if I'm agonizingly lazy?

Or, what if I look like butter bean here?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...na-fat_big.jpg

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Originally Posted by chinothepony

You use your body to your advantage.

My sensei fought an nearly armless man in a tournament. He had one of those deformed stubs. You know what he did? He stuck his glove on his stub, and waved his shoulder around in circles. It really threw my sensei off in the fight!

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So your saying, if I was butter bean here, I could horrify my opponents into vomiting by wearing a combat thong?

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Originally Posted by StormSurge

So your saying, if I was butter bean here, I could horrify my opponents into vomiting by wearing a combat thong?

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Now you're thinking bud.

Honestly the picture's perspective explains it all. If I was down there seeing that towering over me, I'm at a definitely disadvantage!

Nipple tassles!! That'd be awesome. Nipple tassles and combat thong on a big fat guy.

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Originally Posted by StormSurge

Nipple tassles!! That'd be awesome. Nipple tassles and combat thong on a big fat guy.

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His armament for war.

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Originally Posted by StormSurge

Nipple tassles!! That'd be awesome. Nipple tassles and combat thong on a big fat guy.

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With a get up like that, I would run before the trouble even started lmao

I know you guyz are all being funny now but if i was confronted by some big 300lbs+ dude I would take his kneecap out and laugh

big folks = kneecap

always remember this