De-railment

Ok, the game is simple.

I name a topic, your task is subtly de-rail that topic.

You can't force the topic off, you must be subtle.

Example:
Topic - Derailment
Poster 1- Derailment is cool. I mean, if theres no rails, we can drive the trains anywheres!
Poster 2- I put a penny on a railroad track once. The train stayed on.

As you can see, your post needs to build upon the first, and the entirety of your post must remain related to the first post in some manner. Otherwise, I will instruct people to skip your post, or add a new topic.

Let the de-railment begin.

Topic 1: McDonald's

I found a rat tail in a quarter pounder once.

I was once attacked by a rat. Turned out to be a poodle.

poodle suck a real dog is a german shephard

I once had a german sheperd. Till it tore the throat out of a moose.

Did you know that mooses are almost twice the weight of horses

I got stepped on by a horse once and had to go to the hospital.

i once wnet to a hospital that had a docter eating chinese food in the lobby..... he got it everywhere.

I was at the hospital the other day. Apparently, they don't care that I had a hole in the side of my face. I had to wait for 11 hours to get stiches.

i once had stitches on my upper lip going all the way into my nose