I'm BAAAAACK!

OMG ZENRAX! I misseded you!


I take your anti-nuclear-explosion cup.

I has his anti-nuclear-explosion cup.

I blow it up using an anti-anti-nuclear explosion gun


I have an anti-anti-nuclear explosion gun

I hit it with a grammar-hammer that destroys double negatives and your gun explodes in a fiery nuclear blast.

I have a grammar-hammer, slightly singed.

I shoot you with a rifle... that thing you got is useless.

I have a rifle.


(Thanks, wpack!)

(Oh, Welcome back Rax!)

I destroy your rifle with super speed and an energy axe.

I have super speed and an energy axe.

I plant a tripwire and you run into it and are bisected.

(Guys, the thing you have doesn't have to be the thing you stopped the other guy with.)

I have an emu.

(See? Like that.)

I have a better emu, which kills your emu.


I have a dollar

I take the money and run.

I have a mutant dino-emu.

I have a laser which shoots and kills your dino emu.

I have a 5 megawatt laser.

((AND I SAID WELCOME BACK))

(THANK YOU.)

I block it with a mirror.

I have your mom.