I'm BAAAAACK!

Yeah. That's about it.

Oh right, I have to put in some content before... HE comes back. And kills me. PERMANENTLY, this time. You know who I'm talking about. SANTA CLAUS.


So... let's play a game!

It goes like this:

Player 1: I have cheese.

Player 2: I make your cheese moldy. I have a rocketship.

Player 3: I set the controls to send you into the sun. I have ten bajillion dollars.

I'll start.

I have a machine gun.

I take the bullets.

I have cake.

Its from your 3rd birthday.

I have a McDonalds Franchise

I replace it with Starbucks.

I have a published novel.

I blow up the factory where they are being printed, I have a comfy couch

i sabotage it and replace springs with nails i have a coffee

I drop a dead rat in the pot.

I have a dead rat.

((welcome back Zen))

your hawk only eats live rats.

I have a swimming pool

I fill it with acid.(the bad kind)

I have a compuper.

The pup pees all over the rest of it.

I have ten toes.


(Thanks, Abak.)

But they're all on your hand.


I got free tickets to WrestleMania.

I burn them.

I have monees.

I stole them

I have a fish tank

I visit with a cat.

I have soda.

I shake it up a notch.

I have over 100 internets!

I hit them all offline.

I have a car.

I stole your keys to the car

i have you

I shoot you for being weird.

I have a gun.

I replace it with a squeeze toy.

I have chow mein.

i stuff it down your throat.

i have a paper bag

I put drugs in it and call the cops.

I have a flower.

I light it on fire

ive got an answer for everything

I kill you. Answer that!

I like boxes.

All boxes now fit in bags and are phased out.

I have a gnome.

i shoot it...over...and over...it never gets boring

I have a sun.

I have a blackhole

I have a blackhole

I destroy your blackhole by feeding it into itself, creating a universal paradox.

I have a universal paradox.

I murder stephen hawking, then you, and recreate my paradox.

I have a paradox, again.

i have an anti-paradox gun

i have have a nuclear explosion

I put it in an anti-nuclear-explosion Cup and it snuffs itself out.


I have an anti-nuclear-explosion cup.

OMG ZENRAX! I misseded you!


I take your anti-nuclear-explosion cup.

I has his anti-nuclear-explosion cup.

I blow it up using an anti-anti-nuclear explosion gun


I have an anti-anti-nuclear explosion gun

I hit it with a grammar-hammer that destroys double negatives and your gun explodes in a fiery nuclear blast.

I have a grammar-hammer, slightly singed.

I shoot you with a rifle... that thing you got is useless.

I have a rifle.


(Thanks, wpack!)

(Oh, Welcome back Rax!)

I destroy your rifle with super speed and an energy axe.

I have super speed and an energy axe.

I plant a tripwire and you run into it and are bisected.

(Guys, the thing you have doesn't have to be the thing you stopped the other guy with.)

I have an emu.

(See? Like that.)

I have a better emu, which kills your emu.


I have a dollar

I take the money and run.

I have a mutant dino-emu.

I have a laser which shoots and kills your dino emu.

I have a 5 megawatt laser.

((AND I SAID WELCOME BACK))

(THANK YOU.)

I block it with a mirror.

I have your mom.