Hamsters

Hamsters:
Cute and cuddly
or
EVIL in disguise!

I like hamsters. I never had one though. Four cats and all.

But they seem so EVIL though!

They're ok.

NOOOOOO! Rov, you have fallen into their trap! they will steal your braaaaiiins!

ROV: -3 brains
Hamster: +5 food +2 hp

They're cute. I had a hamster and it died. But while it was alive it was adorable.

I want to perform a shamanistic ritual on a hamster, to see if I can make it obey my commands.

Hamsters = EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guinea pigs = man's best friend...... ((they prefer beer over regular water........))

I actually like hamsters, but I swear that they breed even all alone. Get one and it will pop out 9 more in a couple weeks. The simple fact that they are trying to take over the world in this way makes me suspect they are cute and cuddly but inherently evil. Ever watch Fairly Odd Parents? Remember the "Surprise Inside"???

yeah, that happened to my sister once, then the hamster ate one of its babies.....