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How'd you guess?!?!!?!
I can't tell if your being sarcastic... hmm... but i dk just made sense to me... :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
I saw it on an old iCarly episode. ;)
If the horse left on Sunday, how did she return in four days with Saturday?
The north pole, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitchwife
I dont really know. Its a riddle I recall from my childhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kittiana
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
So wat would you do
The bucket would be the obvious choice; but using a spoon is easier.
I might ruin this, but I would choose the spoon because for 1, unless evaporations ocurs, you'll never empty the tub with the bucket, and sice your in an insane assylum, what better things do you have to do then spend your time emptying a tub. Sounds better to me then just sitting in a padded room.
I would just sit in the bathtub. The displacement would do 95 % of the work for me
i'll use the bucket n' i'll empty it bone dry!
I'd say spoon because you can reach the plug with the end of the spoon and pull it out :p
I'd pull the plug and let the water drain out.
idd pull the plug yall are all insane
or maybe I just think too much lol. I mean you think they would let you go even if you pulled the plug. I would be too bored in an asylum, thats why I'd try to keep busy with something. but yeah, I'd pull the plug elsewhere.
I'd still use the spoon handle to pull the plug...the water might be hot.
I like your thinking... I'll second that :oPQuote:
Originally Posted by Kittiana
i got another one
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.
The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.
The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.
The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?
the biggest issue is that it is such a vague question. There are too little details, and thats the issue I have with philosophical questions like these. They leave out major considerations. I might even make another resident of the asylum do it just to entertain me lol. I'm so evil. :p
He didn't do anything. :D
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Originally Posted by devis666
Then all three of them were laughed at for wasting their time. lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elsworth
he made the area smaller?
He could have closed down the other's areas. But he probably did nothing at all.
keep guessing
He said to the farmer, "By standing here I have all of the space they do not have."
He could make a small area of fence around himself.
Then he could say that he was on the outside.
nope should i tell ya'll
Yes please.
You're too clever mareky lol
he made a small fence around himself and said he was on the outside
*smiles* Thank you sweetheart
*lips curl into a snarl. Jumps with claws exteneded at Marek.*
:D
You're welcome cutie and you got it right!!!!
((OH YIPPEE! I even got a notice from Kitty herself.
Faint.))
Give us another question. I just finished reading all the posts...
The mathematician took a fence post and hit/beat the others with it?Quote:
Originally Posted by devis666
EDIT: Wow in the time it took me to post this It got answered.
A farmer challanged a baker, a rich man and a woman to see who could win a shoe polishing contest the fastest.
The baker got out his fluffy buns and patted the shoes.
The rich man got soap.
The woman looked down at the shoes and did nothing.
Why did the woman do nothing and who do you think won?
The woman was wearing the shoes, and I have no clue who won.
Not quite.
The shoes were already polished?
Kittiana, you are absolutely right. She won AND you got it right. :D