Do you liek cows?

If it's eadible i eat it, so that includes cows...

But the cow mustn't be too dead...

Do i need to explain? Hmmmm, i might.... Ok, here goes:

If a piece of meat is going in the pan, you can cook it to a few standards, a bit dead, dead or totally dead... I prefer mine a bit dead...

Interesting...

double interesting....

i like cows they are cool ... really cool they are cool when they are in the feild eating grass and going mooo or between two slices of bread with some mustard or some horse raddish ...............mmmmmmmmmm cow

*walks up to random cow* GET ON MY BURGER!

I think it's best to close this. This may be the Off-topic section but we don't just allow any old spam like this.

Thanks